Imitation Leatherman
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Imitation Leatherman
@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social
What’s in name?

I can help you keep your plants alive.
Oh boy do i have a thread for you. It involves jambalaya and what amounts to the telephone game in the kitchen lol
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Call me Ishmael, but it kinda feels like the Captain Ahab kind.
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I have a dog that hates car rides but loves elevators.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Somebody’s square dad
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Turn on the radio, stop wasting power.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
When are active duty military personnel gonna start fighting with us?
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Nah mane, it’s watering the tree of liberty.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh but you’ve flipped the context!
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“I don’t know all the details”

Gets me everytime. They don’t even know they’re doing it. They don’t understand how racism works in your mind the way mycelium grow. They haven’t detangled.
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is possibly the best Blazing Saddles joke I’ve ever seen.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trolls high on everyone’s supply.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tell us how you feel about cow-licks
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I still love pennies! People are going to do the weirdest shit with Pennies now! And now all your step-dad’s old wheat pennies may actually be valuable!
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I wonder if there’s a clutch of Geo trackers that have started nesting in the rocks
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Feels the same as politics RN, we’re conditioned to not notice these things. I don’t even know if people are even being taught what a context clue is any longer.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Conditioning
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Nor should gerrymandering.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
With a legal gerrymander.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It was the gerrymandering this time, sorry.
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Gerrymandering is powerful, that movement is in shambles.
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
As if Europeans could have created barbeque…
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM