jfb
@joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
im 35 year old scp writer Kinch The Knife Blade. im also called jfb mostly. i made gaw with my friends. they. i will outlive my haters, because they are sickly and Weak.
im sure it’s a thoughtful well written essay, but to me hot allostatic load is the essay sex pests post after being called out and cite it as a reason you’re not allowed to be mad at them
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
im sure it’s a thoughtful well written essay, but to me hot allostatic load is the essay sex pests post after being called out and cite it as a reason you’re not allowed to be mad at them
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild
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i just saw my dinner with andre and it was fucking FANTASTIC
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i just saw my dinner with andre and it was fucking FANTASTIC
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seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
you ever see an ass so fat and beautiful you want to kill yourself
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
you ever see an ass so fat and beautiful you want to kill yourself
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yeah I do! oh you mean tobacco...
tried asking my friends if they knew any girls who did snuff (the tobacco product) and everyone thought i was asking a radically different question
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
yeah I do! oh you mean tobacco...
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tried asking my friends if they knew any girls who did snuff (the tobacco product) and everyone thought i was asking a radically different question
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
tried asking my friends if they knew any girls who did snuff (the tobacco product) and everyone thought i was asking a radically different question
this is a bluesky special because we’re twitter mutuals
one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
this is a bluesky special because we’re twitter mutuals
one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay
Stress of my day: my pictures are used in a YouTube video about scp drama and all the comments are about how everyone in the video is chopped
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Stress of my day: my pictures are used in a YouTube video about scp drama and all the comments are about how everyone in the video is chopped
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).
I hate this.
I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).
I hate this.
I hate this.
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trying to hone in on the abbot's design
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trying to hone in on the abbot's design
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I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.
October 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.
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Then what the fuck is the point of you
October 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Then what the fuck is the point of you
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Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot
Graham Linehan ruined his own life by walking down a path of hatred but forgetting to first become a billionaire writing beloved children’s books and THEN walking down a path of hatred
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot
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i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys
September 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys
seems pretty gay (homosexual) behavior to die by a throat bullet
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
seems pretty gay (homosexual) behavior to die by a throat bullet