David Monteath
joxvox.bsky.social
David Monteath
@joxvox.bsky.social
Voiceover and Audiobook producer, anything blethering.
Fledgling academic, not so much for the achievement, mainly for revenge
Well, it’s very snowy and quite cold outside so I’m exceedingly glad to have a nice warm studio to work in.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I found this again and it made me laugh out loud, so it gets a second posting.

Still not playing with your Gonk Wantler?
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@quartersooner.bsky.social Hi there stranger. It’s been a while, how are you doing?
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
@loreleiking.bsky.social The dozy blue contrived to catch his tail in a door, so he is now missing about 4 inches of it. Daft bugger.

Mouse is just a zen like wee beast.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Today my big cat decided to scamper about the place at high speed chasing the wee cat. The big cat ran through the gap in a door as it was closing and has managed to deglove the end of his tail. We’re just back from the vet.
Anyone care to guess the cost to amputate the top part of a tail?
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In June we lost one of our beautiful blue cats. His brother pined for company and became morose and unhappy. So we decided to find a kitten for us and for him. Then we worried they wouldn’t bond. This is where we are today…
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What wrong sweetheart, don’t you want to play with your Gonk Wantler?
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I see that disgraced former PM Boris Johnson is giving 'evidence' again at the UK #CovidInquiry next week.

On this #ThrowbackThursday, I'm remembering these heroes who stood up the last time he testified, refusing to accept his attempted apology. ♥️
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I see the leaders of many countries in the world shaking hands with Tramp and it reminds me that more people should learn Aikido.
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Michelle Mone says she doesn’t t feel safe? Welcome to our world you mendacious tw@t; we were supplied your crappy PPE during a pandemic. I and other healthcare staff were just cannon fodder for your fucking yacht!
October 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Listening to some Dire Straits and some RunRig and missing my pal Denzil.
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The very idea that Farage/ Tice/ ReFuk are denying Nathan Gill, recently convicted of taking bribes to tout for Russia, as being one of theirs is utterly ludicrous.

Farage and Nathan Gill go WAY WAY back to their shared party (UKIP then BXP) in the European Party. Then ReFUK
I would also point out that a ReFuk Government under Farage is likely to leave us with an even thinner fig leaf, given the quite long history of Farage - Nathan Gill type touting for Russia whilst in the EU Parliament.

Not to mention some of their financial backers cosying up to the 🇷🇺 ambassador
September 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
@stevedoherty.bsky.social

Still good. 👍
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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New podcast ep klaxon! Award-winning children's author & playwright @pierstorday.bsky.social shares the fascinating failures that led to his writing success with clips performed by @joxvox.bsky.social @kennyblyth.bsky.social @helgwyn.bsky.social & David Lane Pusey offcutsdrawer.com/piers-torday
Piers Torday - Children's Novelist & Playwright
Former TV writer Piers Torday shares pieces of his failed writing projects in various genres before becoming an award-winning children's novelist and playwright
offcutsdrawer.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Only a week till our short film 'iCare 9000' is playing at The Outwith Festival in Dunfermline! Hope to see you there. Go to their website and get tickets!
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
For the fist time in many months my three babies are all here together. I’m a very happy dad.
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Man, I know my outreach here is limited but I just got laid off at 2K after working on BioShock 4 for a year and a half. To say I'm gutted is a complete understatement.

If anyone is in need of a friendly, fast and heavily driven animator with a lot of games experience please do let me know :)
August 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What is it about a lovely Saturday evening that seems to force people to immolate cheap sausages and fatty burgers in their back gardens.
August 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I fell over on Sunday, a trip, not an actual fall. Yes I’m ok, thanks for asking…but I have discovered all these minor aches and pains (not the big one that required reconstructive surgery (yes, I really am ok), and now everything just hurts. It’s very annoying and I can’t sleep.
July 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM