David Monteath
joxvox.bsky.social
David Monteath
@joxvox.bsky.social
Voiceover and Audiobook producer, anything blethering.
Fledgling academic, not so much for the achievement, mainly for revenge
This doesn’t altogether surprise me, they are stupid unpredictable creatures with an innate propensity for damaging things and very fragile egos…as are horses. 😁
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is why I’ve never trusted horses.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ouch, just ouch. I hope you’re ok.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, never expected six uniformed police officers to turn up at their door.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
She’s entirely correct in her assessment.
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
‘The horror.’
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Aye, it’s only a wee studio but that makes it easier and cheaper to heat…said the thrifty Scot. 😁

Just emailed you. X
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We have the same here.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Very well done, your achievement is fabulous and very well deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Also, you have absolutely proved beyond doubt that some men are pathetic jealous arseholes without any measurable achievements. They have provided you with references.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It’s a good joke, and bears close inspection.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I hope everything has gone well Steve.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fewer miles, more feet. 👍🏻😁
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
That was exactly my grandmothers life, she lived next to a dairy and opposite a butcher and a baker. No candlestick maker though, not that archaic a village. Although there might be an artisan one now.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It’s a very good solution, although I’d dearly love the room for a pantry.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My grandmother used to keep milk and cheese under a cover on a marble slab. Mind you, that was in Scotland where it can be cooler. 😉
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Is this not just another stick to beat ourselves up with?
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Absolutely.
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No worries, I’ll send it once the bandages are off and he’s looking all lovely again.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s only a bit shorter, he still wanders into a room and says hello, thumps it about the place, it’s just lost the swish.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM