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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire

@joshingtonbear.bsky.social

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Artist, scientist, bug man, nerd, secret wizard. 🏳️‍🌈🔯🌳🌿🐛🕷🦗🪲

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 7d

New profile pic for October. Vampire gym bro, bro!

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 7h

It looks great! Arms too!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 2d

what did she call us | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE and one other person are handcuffed on a platform over a big cylindrical vat full of glowing liquid. Behind them, TWO ARMED TROOPERS stand. One is shouting, next to a big lever.
TROOPER: You have all been charged with sexual deviance under the new statutes!
TROOPER: You are hereby sentenced…

PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE and the person next to her.
TROOPER (VO): …To being dropped into a big vat of acid, thus dissolving your perverted bodies!
MATTIE: I sure did prefer life before we were overrun by fascist stormtroopers.

PANEL 3: The TROOPERS look at each other.
TROOPER 2: Sorry…What did she-he call us?
TROOPER 1: NOT Cool…

PANEL 4: The other TROOPER from panel 3. He's crying, and pulls the lever. Some acid splashes into the frame.
TROOPER: STOP BULLYING ME!
SFX: CLUNK
SFX: SPLASH

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 2d

"I want my prize!"

Agatha for Spooky Season! I think I need to rewatch this.

#AgathaAllAlong #AgathaHarkness

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 4d

Every blond woman on this season of Love is Blind looks exactly the fucking same 💀

Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 4d

Bad night of sleep caught up to me hard, it seems

Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 4d

I had a second coffee and it didn't wake me up it just made me fart a lot: a horror story

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 5d

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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Saki 🦄🪶✦Fae NTVtuber✦【NTVN】【V-Chunky】 @nightmaresakito.bsky.social · 5d

A beautiful native woman flipping the bird in response to Monday, Oct. 13th, Columbus Day. “Fuck Christopher Columbus.” Happy Indigenous People’s Day!

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 7d

New profile pic for October. Vampire gym bro, bro!

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Fey+Fiend @feyandfiend.bsky.social · 13d

Happy October 1st, fiends! 🎃

HORROR QUEENS new limited set available now! 🔪👻💅🏼 feyandfiend.com

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 8d

I should finish TotK before new Pokemon comes out.

Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 8d

Please and thank you!

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 8d

It's October 7th

Israel is a rogue genocidal apartheid state. It was created as a colonialist installation in the middle easy. As a jew i have no connection to Israel and in fact the way it hides its atrocities behind "well you don't like jews" is deplorable. Palestine will be free.

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 10d

My Oya redesign done for @comicsxf.com!

#Oya #XMen #XMenRedesign

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Joshua Bruckner is a Vampire @joshingtonbear.bsky.social · 11d

Abolish ICE and DHS
Bring everyone in the Trump administration to the Hauge for their crimes.
Restore all federal funding
Universal Healthcare
Student loan forgiveness
Abolish the police

It can and will be done