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how it feels to leave the other site and setting up here.
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They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I have a feeling covering up every scrap of information about the pedophile who the president's base is worried pulled off a massive conspiracy will be the end of the matter
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Conservatives: The constitution is colorblind, discrimination does not justify reverse discrimination

Also conservatives: white men deserve reparations for not having 100 percent of the jobs they apply for
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Oceans of data on job, education and housing discrimination:
Try harder, losers, stop blaming everyone else

Anecdotal evidence and innumeracy:
There's no point in trying, the deck is stacked against us and it is a great injustice that must be rectified
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The collective delusion here is useful in that it has provoked conservatives to dispense with decades of bootstrap rhetoric and reveal what they would say if they thought black people were people, that is to say, if these things were happening to them
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Truly insane that the networks took this speech live after refusing to do the same for Biden in 2022
In a nationwide address that major US TV networks are carrying live, President Trump announces 1,450,000 military members will receive a "warrior dividend" of $1776 before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Simpler times
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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In the moments after news broke of QB Tagovailoa's benching, Miami Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill posted a meme on X.
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Short version: chasing the hardline party’s voters without any real principles of your own makes you lose your own base and convince fence-sitters to support the hardline party, not you.
What the Democrats can learn from the UK Labour Party's complete implosion after moving right on immigration

www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I love that we're reporting on a defendant vigorously, straightforwardly, and responsibly defending itself in a spurious lawsuit as a "twist." As if it's crazy and unheard of for litigants to do this as opposed to just bending over like the CBS, Facebook, and all the others have done.
Pulitzer Board Demands Trump’s Tax and Psych Records in Lawsuit Twist
Donald Trump isn’t going to be happy about this one.
newrepublic.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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FCC Chair Brendan Carr will be on Capitol Hill for rare Congressional testimony on Wednesday—a hearing in which fellow commissioner Anna Gomez will sharply criticize the agency under his watch, Status has learned.

Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/brendan-ca...
Carr’s Collision Course
FCC Chair Brendan Carr will be on Capitol Hill for rare Congressional testimony on Wednesday—a hearing in which fellow commissioner Anna Gomez will sharply criticize the agency under his watch, Status...
www.status.news
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Shut the fuck up and do it!
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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there is really no difference between the current administration and having the country run by david duke
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Fired from my ad agency because all the characters in the AI-generated ads I created for let's call it a major fast-food chain were screaming and crying the entire time. I tried to explain that "sometimes they just do that now" but apparently that wasn't what they were trying to communicate.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM