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José Daniel Clarke

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Geriatric millennial. ES/EN. Plants, aquariums and politics. 🇨🇷🏳️‍🌈

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · Nov 18

Es de mi gran agrado comunicarles que el Bot de Realismo Mágico está de vuelta en línea. Creo que es la última versión que publiqué en twitter.
Gracias a @bluebotsdonequick.com fue tan simple como copy/paste el código anterior.

Bot de Realismo Mágico @realismomagicobot.bsky.social · Nov 18

Un puente es poseído por el fantasma de una escultora afrocubana. Lleva unas cajas de Pandora en su dedo.

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 4h

Hace semanas me iba a comprar el 83% de un horno para pizza con puntos de reconocimiento del brete, pero de repente quitaron las tarjetas de regalo que necesitaba. Por casualidad entré hoy a revisar y había disponibles, entonces lo acabo de pedir.

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BNO News @bnonews.com · 6h

BREAKING: Car bomb explodes near mall in Guayaquil, Ecuador; multiple casualties reported

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🌹 Cristina La Veneno 🌹 @calikhaug.bsky.social · 6h

AH LA PUTA

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Jeudy @jeudyx.bsky.social · 8h

Una de las varias razones de "cambio" que me había llevado a mi a votar por LGS en 2014 fue la promesa de cerrar la DIS.

Bien bailado.

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 12h

Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month

ChatGPT boss predicts when AI could cure cancer

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 14h

Tal vez era falsa alarma, porque lo oigo bajar de nuevo asadflkjjdn

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 15h

Hoy madrugó el hijueputa, va bajando A ESTA HORA!!!

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 15h

👀

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 1d

Tembló?

José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 1d

Thank you!

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Fio @fio.bsky.social · 1d

1. QUÉ POLADA
2. No que el INS tiene pérdidas por todo lado?
3. F that shit, le diré estadio nacional

La Nación @lanacioncr.bsky.social · 1d

El Estadio Nacional tiene un nuevo nombre a partir de este lunes 13 de octubre.

Estadio Nacional de Costa Rica cambia de nombre por primera vez en la historia

www.nacion.com

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 2d

So Kilmer Abrego-Garcia will not challenge a deportation to Costa Rica, who has agreed to for him residency, but DHS won’t agree to send him there because it’s not cruel enough.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

For weeks, Mr. Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran national who is married to a U.S. citizen, has made clear that he would not challenge his deportation if he were sent to Costa Rica, which has promised him legal residency and guaranteed that he would not be sent back to El Salvador.

But the Trump administration has refused to deport him to Costa Rica, and in an earlier hearing this week, Judge Xinis pressed the administration to consider the option or clarify why it was unacceptable.

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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 4d

A Slack chat log between Marlusz and G.

Marlusz: idea: make numbers have the same amount of letters as they represent
o
to
tre
four
fihve
seakes
sehvinn
aeighteh
nahineaah
teauxoehne
eelehvehinn
touxwellevue
G: How much weed did you consume
Marlusz: touxhgwhuenneteigheh

// how would screen readers even read these

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

Siete horas (con un poco de viento al final)

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

😮‍💨

Philodendron melanochrysum with torn leaves after it fell during a moss pole extension.

José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

Hace dos meses me puse a extenderle el tótem al philodendron melanochrysum. Vino un golpe de viento, lo botó y lo rompió. Lo corté, y le quité la extensión.
Hoy me pongo a extenderlo de nuevo porque ya llegó arriba, y sucedió lo mismo. Solo se rompieron hojas, pero ugh.

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La Nación @lanacioncr.bsky.social · 2d

Seis familias fueron enviadas al Catem desde Estados Unidos por un acuerdo entre los gobiernos de Donald Trump y Rodrigo Chaves. ‘La Nación’ revela cómo (y dónde) viven ahora

No sabían dónde quedaba Costa Rica, pero aquí terminaron: así viven ahora los migrantes que Trump envió al país; del Catem a un destino improbable

www.nacion.com

José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

🤔

Una maceta de concreto hexagonal color gris con el texto abajo "Maceta de concreto cuadrada color gris"

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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 2d

At what point will our media ask about Trump’s obvious mental decline? He’s so far gone that he does not remember he was president in January 6, 2021

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

En la última semana me han salido demasiados artículos y vídeos de la burbuja de inversiones circulares en AI, y me es difícil de creer que no reviente muy pronto, es muy absurdo

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

To be fair yo amanecí de fiesta muchas veces sin drogarme, pero todavía me quedaba juventud para entonces

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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

Mejor hacerlo ahora porque si pasa lo del año pasado van a terminar quitándole el espacio a la planta original jaja

José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · 2d

Justo ayer pensaba que por estos días el año pasado empezaron las como seis semanas de lluvia ininterrumpida

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

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