JOrion
@jorion.bsky.social
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Comic artist, TTRPG enthusiast , and cartoon of a man! Find more me on my linktree: https://linktr.ee/JOrionTel https://www.twitch.tv/joriontel https://ko-fi.com/joriontel
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jorion.bsky.social
The Streaming computer fund is going well! From kofi donations, patreon revinue and twitch subs we are over a 1/3 of the way there!

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It will grow month in/month out but sooner to Start sooner to begin! If you have anything you want to contribute no amount is too small ^ ^
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jorion.bsky.social
Bless their hearts
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cryptotheism.bsky.social
Tumblr is and has always been a Galapagos island chain for the sexual proclivities of bizarre young women. It is a large scale experiment in what fujoshization can do in social vacuums.
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mrreciprocity.bsky.social
My unhinged legal opinion is that TOSes, EULAs, and "privacy policies" should be banned, or at least severely restricted in scope. You can have a plain-language Code Of Conduct, maybe a short, clear disclaimer, but anything that requires a lawyer to draft should require a lawyer to assent.
charlesgaba.com
What the fuck is this now?

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jorion.bsky.social
I’m committed. See you in 2 hours!
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prokopetz.bsky.social
I think modern cartoons should start doing the 1980s anime thing where successful directors would just recycle exactly the same character designs in multiple unrelated projects. I want to watch a retrofuturist cyberpunk thriller where the characters are clearly the cast of Steven Universe.
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prokopetz.bsky.social
I think the basic problem with all these low-effort horror movie adaptations of recently-public-domain cartoon characters is they always make the titular character the monster. Like, nobody gives a shit about a film where Mickey Mouse is a zombie; they want to see Mickey Mouse FIGHT the zombies!
jorion.bsky.social
I’m gonna continue to stream some MC Reclamation(tomorrow after work) but I’m gonna focus on making some progress. let’s say… 6 pm est? Night night
jorion.bsky.social
I’m with Joey on this one. It’s a trifle, there is like only a few centimeters of unpleasant you need to power through until your eating dessert AND dinner.
jorion.bsky.social
Real guy! Sometimes a brand was once a guy who did something good.
jorion.bsky.social
Also there is no better meat ravioli, if there is… please invite to to taste it I’d love to partake!
jorion.bsky.social
Is it a bit shallow? A little. But it’s no less important! For a the route to a nation’s heart is through its stomach!
jorion.bsky.social
The man who canned Italian-America! Feed a nation!
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jorion.bsky.social
Oh man… that hurts… :<
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jorion.bsky.social
Deploying the MF like a pop tart
jorion.bsky.social
I was just thinking about this and how him being clean shaven is actually a part of his whole character
jorion.bsky.social
Have committed martial law at Voodoo, it’s just the same kitsch totalitarian posturing you’d get at any small business junta
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neilbog.bsky.social
Guy who only gets hit by milkshakes 'you know, this reminds me of the time I got hit by a milkshake'
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes