Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
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Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
· Oct 25
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Here are the current organizations/charities I wish to share
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Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.
Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.
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Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.
linktr.ee/jordantaylyr
Free will is realizing I can make my own "Heels on Wheels Roller Derby" shirt and no one can stop me.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Free will is realizing I can make my own "Heels on Wheels Roller Derby" shirt and no one can stop me.
And now - the funniest sentence I may have ever read.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And now - the funniest sentence I may have ever read.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
It ends with the Iconic Nora Diggs going to fight Ronald Reagan...
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It ends with the Iconic Nora Diggs going to fight Ronald Reagan...
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
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Castiel's "nothing about you is straight, Dean" face is just 🤌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Castiel's "nothing about you is straight, Dean" face is just 🤌🏻
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This year marks my 10th toy giveaway and the first year we are nowhere near my goal.
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
Donate to Team Mari Christmas 2025, organized by LuLu Brezzell
Hi everyone. My name is Mari Copeny, I’m 18 years old, and you may know me as “Little Miss Flin… LuLu Brezzell needs your support for Team Mari Christmas 2025
gofund.me
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This year marks my 10th toy giveaway and the first year we are nowhere near my goal.
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
Caught Alex admiring her own portrait.
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Caught Alex admiring her own portrait.
IT'S RELEASED!
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
Patiently waiting for Skinemax to be released on paperback like:
a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
IT'S RELEASED!
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
When you live in one of the few states not run by fascists, but still are surrounded by Trump signs
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When you live in one of the few states not run by fascists, but still are surrounded by Trump signs
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I have to admit: watching John Travolta dressed like Santa Claus while singing Grease Lightning in a Capital One commercial bums me out.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have to admit: watching John Travolta dressed like Santa Claus while singing Grease Lightning in a Capital One commercial bums me out.
Patiently waiting for Skinemax to be released on paperback like:
a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Patiently waiting for Skinemax to be released on paperback like:
So I don't have Spotify, but I have YouTube music, meaning the videos I watch/listen on repeat counts.
So...
So...
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So I don't have Spotify, but I have YouTube music, meaning the videos I watch/listen on repeat counts.
So...
So...
While getting ready for bed, I accidentally stepped on one of Steele's paws and then when I tried getting out of the way, I stepped on his other paw.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
a group of girls standing in front of a sign that says welcome on it
ALT: a group of girls standing in front of a sign that says welcome on it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
While getting ready for bed, I accidentally stepped on one of Steele's paws and then when I tried getting out of the way, I stepped on his other paw.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
Mommie Dearest
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Name your top 4 80s films.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mommie Dearest
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Happy Birthday, @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy Birthday, @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
Oh, shit - that means I've been watching The Cinema Snob for 10 years.
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
Follow us on Tiktok, Instagram and Facebook to see daily videos answering the internet's most asked questions about Star Wars: The Force Awakens leading us to the 10 year anniversary on December 18th!
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh, shit - that means I've been watching The Cinema Snob for 10 years.
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
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On top of this I just found out I have to pay a $100 parking ticket. Again, anything helps 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
On top of this I just found out I have to pay a $100 parking ticket. Again, anything helps 🙃
Okay, I'm taking a more lazy day today and reading a book about a bunch of horror actors reuniting for a fan film in the middle of nowhere and I didn't realize there was also a sapphic love reunion in the midst of it.
Seriously, I'm kicking and screaming at how adorable they are together.
Seriously, I'm kicking and screaming at how adorable they are together.
a woman with long blonde hair is laughing with her mouth open in a store .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is laughing with her mouth open in a store .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Okay, I'm taking a more lazy day today and reading a book about a bunch of horror actors reuniting for a fan film in the middle of nowhere and I didn't realize there was also a sapphic love reunion in the midst of it.
Seriously, I'm kicking and screaming at how adorable they are together.
Seriously, I'm kicking and screaming at how adorable they are together.
This would make no sense canonically or time wise - but I'd love it if Brad wrote a short story of Nora Diggs and Hooker working together to take down Ronald Reagan.
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This would make no sense canonically or time wise - but I'd love it if Brad wrote a short story of Nora Diggs and Hooker working together to take down Ronald Reagan.
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
Because it features Lisa "Left-Eye Lopes and she makes any song 1000x better.
What is the best *NSYNC song and why is it Space Cowboy?
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Because it features Lisa "Left-Eye Lopes and she makes any song 1000x better.
I offered to help Mom with the Community Thanksgiving potluck at her job and in exchange I got 10 minutes to grab as much physical media as I could from the old jukeboxes (CDs and 45s).
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I offered to help Mom with the Community Thanksgiving potluck at her job and in exchange I got 10 minutes to grab as much physical media as I could from the old jukeboxes (CDs and 45s).
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
Snob Riffs! Let's Talk Turkey
YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Look, I'm just glad they didn't have a crying mob of theater kids in the audience
In this Midnight Screenings review, Doug and I check out WICKED: FOR GOOD, where Doug had previously seen the play, while I went into the movies cold; so we'll see where we fall on this adaptation! youtu.be/7BbBBT-eFu0
Wicked: For Good | Midnight Screenings Review
YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Look, I'm just glad they didn't have a crying mob of theater kids in the audience