Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
And now - the funniest sentence I may have ever read.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And now - the funniest sentence I may have ever read.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
It ends with the Iconic Nora Diggs going to fight Ronald Reagan...
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It ends with the Iconic Nora Diggs going to fight Ronald Reagan...
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
Caught Alex admiring her own portrait.
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Caught Alex admiring her own portrait.
When you live in one of the few states not run by fascists, but still are surrounded by Trump signs
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When you live in one of the few states not run by fascists, but still are surrounded by Trump signs
So I don't have Spotify, but I have YouTube music, meaning the videos I watch/listen on repeat counts.
So...
So...
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So I don't have Spotify, but I have YouTube music, meaning the videos I watch/listen on repeat counts.
So...
So...
Happy Birthday, @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy Birthday, @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
This would make no sense canonically or time wise - but I'd love it if Brad wrote a short story of Nora Diggs and Hooker working together to take down Ronald Reagan.
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This would make no sense canonically or time wise - but I'd love it if Brad wrote a short story of Nora Diggs and Hooker working together to take down Ronald Reagan.
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
Two of the most badass women fighting against government corruption to an 80s soundtrack? Hell yes
I offered to help Mom with the Community Thanksgiving potluck at her job and in exchange I got 10 minutes to grab as much physical media as I could from the old jukeboxes (CDs and 45s).
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I offered to help Mom with the Community Thanksgiving potluck at her job and in exchange I got 10 minutes to grab as much physical media as I could from the old jukeboxes (CDs and 45s).
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
I don't even know what I grabbed, but I know I scored big time!
Intri-kitty has conquered the box - and she will pounce on anyone who disagrees.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Intri-kitty has conquered the box - and she will pounce on anyone who disagrees.
Because Steele is getting older (he's 7), I've noticed he's getting more random white hairs across his fur and honestly it's quite adorable.
It's like shooting stars against a night sky.
It's like shooting stars against a night sky.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Because Steele is getting older (he's 7), I've noticed he's getting more random white hairs across his fur and honestly it's quite adorable.
It's like shooting stars against a night sky.
It's like shooting stars against a night sky.
I just want to put this out there - this might be one of my most favorite poster buys at a con.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just want to put this out there - this might be one of my most favorite poster buys at a con.
Always happy to support the CSU (Cinema Snob Universe)
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Always happy to support the CSU (Cinema Snob Universe)
@thecinemasnob.bsky.social is always so nice and hilarious everytime I talk to him.
Seriously, I cannot wait to read Skinemax.
Seriously, I cannot wait to read Skinemax.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@thecinemasnob.bsky.social is always so nice and hilarious everytime I talk to him.
Seriously, I cannot wait to read Skinemax.
Seriously, I cannot wait to read Skinemax.
So...last night I washed my hair, buy since I'm in a hotel my routine was *slightly* different and -
I have no idea if this is the best or worst hair day of my life, but I'll rock it best I can.
I have no idea if this is the best or worst hair day of my life, but I'll rock it best I can.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So...last night I washed my hair, buy since I'm in a hotel my routine was *slightly* different and -
I have no idea if this is the best or worst hair day of my life, but I'll rock it best I can.
I have no idea if this is the best or worst hair day of my life, but I'll rock it best I can.
Me: I wonder why I'm not recognized?
Also Me:
Also Me:
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Me: I wonder why I'm not recognized?
Also Me:
Also Me:
No photo with Brad - but I did get my copy of Bat Pussy signed and gifted him that framed Saturday Night Fever Album I found in Taylorville.
Also - we both agree that Nora Diggs is easily the best character.
Also - we both agree that Nora Diggs is easily the best character.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
No photo with Brad - but I did get my copy of Bat Pussy signed and gifted him that framed Saturday Night Fever Album I found in Taylorville.
Also - we both agree that Nora Diggs is easily the best character.
Also - we both agree that Nora Diggs is easily the best character.
Btw I will never not love this shirt
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Btw I will never not love this shirt
I had a dream last night where I was at my childhood home and saw my dog Corky (cocker spaniel).
However, I was lucid enough to know that Corky is no longer with us, and it was so nice to see him again and not in pain - so I decided to take him for a walk around the neighborhood.
Love you, buddy
However, I was lucid enough to know that Corky is no longer with us, and it was so nice to see him again and not in pain - so I decided to take him for a walk around the neighborhood.
Love you, buddy
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I had a dream last night where I was at my childhood home and saw my dog Corky (cocker spaniel).
However, I was lucid enough to know that Corky is no longer with us, and it was so nice to see him again and not in pain - so I decided to take him for a walk around the neighborhood.
Love you, buddy
However, I was lucid enough to know that Corky is no longer with us, and it was so nice to see him again and not in pain - so I decided to take him for a walk around the neighborhood.
Love you, buddy
Other People: Cats don't care about you!!!!
My baby boy Steele:
My baby boy Steele:
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Other People: Cats don't care about you!!!!
My baby boy Steele:
My baby boy Steele:
In the absolute mess that is 2025 l, I just wanted to share this tree outside my house with the ombre leaves.
I dig it
I dig it
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In the absolute mess that is 2025 l, I just wanted to share this tree outside my house with the ombre leaves.
I dig it
I dig it
He should rot for life
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He should rot for life