Just Jordan 🇵🇸
@jordanneil.bsky.social
A graphic designer for band names
In a dream I had the perception that my dreams were communications from a mycological superintellegence.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In a dream I had the perception that my dreams were communications from a mycological superintellegence.
At two episodes, it’s already clear that Pluribus is going to be a canon-tier show.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
At two episodes, it’s already clear that Pluribus is going to be a canon-tier show.
Here’s another: “Footnote 146: ‘House of Leaves’’ most tedious footnote and how it condemns our modern culture of algorithms, attention-span-depleting infinite content, and AI.”
#HouseOfLeaves
#HouseOfLeaves
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Here’s another: “Footnote 146: ‘House of Leaves’’ most tedious footnote and how it condemns our modern culture of algorithms, attention-span-depleting infinite content, and AI.”
#HouseOfLeaves
#HouseOfLeaves
I’m picturing a thesis titled “Footnote 144: the brilliance and horror of ‘House of Leaves’’ most infamous footnote,” which is a title that sounds like a footnote you’d find in “House of Leaves”, and something that part of me wants to take a crack at writing for real.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m picturing a thesis titled “Footnote 144: the brilliance and horror of ‘House of Leaves’’ most infamous footnote,” which is a title that sounds like a footnote you’d find in “House of Leaves”, and something that part of me wants to take a crack at writing for real.
Good Will Hunting is the prequel to Bourne Ultimatum and what happened before 9/11, when he finally took the NSA up on their job offer.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Good Will Hunting is the prequel to Bourne Ultimatum and what happened before 9/11, when he finally took the NSA up on their job offer.
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Any Democrat that wants votes better promise to bring the hammer down on everyone who enabled this.
ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Any Democrat that wants votes better promise to bring the hammer down on everyone who enabled this.
My IG feed is 100% Mamdani, not sure how that happened
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My IG feed is 100% Mamdani, not sure how that happened
I hear this being read in the voice of a stuffy BBC correspondent for maximum effect.
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I hear this being read in the voice of a stuffy BBC correspondent for maximum effect.
Is it halal to get high and read the Quran?
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is it halal to get high and read the Quran?
Ozo’s Green Tea Over Rice and Miike’s Audition make for an unexpected yet surprisingly competent double feature.
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ozo’s Green Tea Over Rice and Miike’s Audition make for an unexpected yet surprisingly competent double feature.
President Xi, please give me a small loan of a few million dollars, and I can have an insurgent army ready by the end of the month.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
President Xi, please give me a small loan of a few million dollars, and I can have an insurgent army ready by the end of the month.
Struggling to see the downside here, NY Post
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Struggling to see the downside here, NY Post
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I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Just went over to Truth Social for some schadenfreude and now I need to cleanse my eyeballs.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just went over to Truth Social for some schadenfreude and now I need to cleanse my eyeballs.
Now counting the time it takes Schumer to congratulate Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Now counting the time it takes Schumer to congratulate Mamdani.
Newsmaxx using the phrase “the commie Mamdani.” Damn, That’s dope as fuck. If only, if only…
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Newsmaxx using the phrase “the commie Mamdani.” Damn, That’s dope as fuck. If only, if only…
Dick Cheney’s cold dead corpse endorses Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dick Cheney’s cold dead corpse endorses Andrew Cuomo.
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good morning. a reminder that having standards is not a character flaw
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
good morning. a reminder that having standards is not a character flaw
If you end up having a bad day today, remember that at least it’s better than the one Dick Cheney is having.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
If you end up having a bad day today, remember that at least it’s better than the one Dick Cheney is having.