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Jordan ⚡️
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Every day ends with Curb your Enthusiasm outro music. 💼 Product designer.📍San Francisco.
Flying today and just got delayed into oblivion
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s been such an interesting turn to have good news again apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Using AI design tools is just finding 30 new ways to tell it that it didn’t add a shadow.
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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this is genuinely wild
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Always nice to hope scroll again.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Maillards in San Francisco is maybe the best burger and fries one can get
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s official, Luffy Elmo is real
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wild to me we are not still talking about 7 million people protesting in all 50 states…
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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People who still hang out on Twitter daily bullshitting and posting like business as usual give me the extreme ick.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
AWS being down is the closest thing we get to a snow day as adults.
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They marked bulb outs for my street corner and I’m so hyped
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Here we go...
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 28d
JUST IN: The Trump administration filed an appeal to the Supreme Court on Friday, asking it to lift lower-court rulings blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops in Illinois.
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow National Guard deployment in Illinois
The Trump administration filed an appeal to the Supreme Court on Friday, asking it to lift lower-court rulings blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops in Illinois.
n.pr
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
B&N manga buy one get one 50% off is dangeroussssssssssss
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ghost of Yotei might be the only reason I’m not having a US Gov-based crash out tonight.
October 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
✨ Willing zucman taxes into the English language ✨
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Two months later and I’m still blasting Haley Williams album. Seriously this is how you do music in the age of trash we’re in.
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Mail day!!! #Dandadan
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I guess the speed cameras work! Looking forward to adding more of them. www.sfexaminer.com/news/transit...
SFMTA data: Drivers a lot slower around cameras
Pedestrian-safety advocates say “encouraging” findings should prompt more action.
www.sfexaminer.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
As far as favorite variant covers I own, this might be nearing the top
October 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m impressed with Mikie Sherrill’s transit knowledge! Hoping NJ votes her in!
October 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
When life gives you lemons, just book a ticket to a theme park 🎢
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM