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Jones Bahadur Black
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Author of the literary thriller, "Her Hundred Hands." 💙

I publish more nonfiction under my non-Resistance name: Several books, and articles for The Atlantic, The New Yorker, and similar outlets. If that's your vibe, you may have read some of them.
That 5%?
🔷Rich dudes whose names are definitely on the list.
"Should the US government release all of its files from the investigation of Jeffrey Epstein?"

Yes: 81%
No: 5%

YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Four out of five doctors recommend drinking only in moderation.

The other one thinks they're just limp-dicked killjoys, and recommends an occasional binge-'til-you're-blind bender as part of a responsible health regimen.
Most people know that binge drinking, especially when it’s frequent, is dangerous for health. But is it still risky if you drink rarely, or not at all, for most of the year? We asked experts.
Is It OK to Binge Drink Occasionally?
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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"Was the DC shooter a dangerous psychopath? We sought the opinion of a dangerous psychopath, and she didn't know."
-The Washington Post (reworded for clarity).
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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1. Thank you, Olivia Dean.
2. Every artist should do this. For every concert.
3. Ticketmaster's gouging is one thing hated equally across the entire political spectrum. Can't GOP & Dems unite to force America's most-hated company to behave a little less awfully?
(They could. They choose not to.)
Singer Olivia Dean slammed Ticketmaster, Live Nation and AEG Presents in an Instagram post Friday after tickets for her upcoming tour were instantly resold at hundreds of dollars more than face value, prompting the ticketing giant to cap resale prices for Dean’s tickets.
Olivia Dean Calls Ticketmaster ‘Disgusting’ Over High Ticket Resale Prices
Ticketmaster, in response, said it would cap the resale ticket prices at their original price.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
...and then he unzipped his trousers and pissed in the soup-pot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Note to Dems:
🔷Exactly like this.
🔷Every day, to every one of Trump's minions, each and every single effin' day.
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Tough, but fair.

#WritingLife
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
George W Bush, John Bolton, and (natch) Satan.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well, men have been ignored throughout most of human history...
The cover of Vanity Fair’s 32nd Hollywood issue is all about men, featuring stars like Jeremy Allen White, ASAP Rocky and Glen Powell. It is the first edition of the magazine that is entirely under the direction of its new editor Mark Guiducci. Why men, now?
Men? In Hollywood? You Don’t Say.
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Because Trump looks happy?
Still can’t believe this is real
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hospital ERs will start using dynamic pricing.

Not a quip. A prediction.
Is there going to be an app we can use when we have a gunshot wound and need to determine which emergency room is cheaper tonight?
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Have you considered being a little less, um, awful?
Nancy Mace: "I don't have any friends"
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A little brainteaser I wrote:

Writing 'not unlike' is not unlike writing 'like', unlike writing 'unlike', which, unlike writing 'not unlike', is not like writing 'like'.

#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky #WordPlay
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Your boss brags about avoiding-- as many years as possible-- paying the IRS a dime on his billionaire cash-pile.

But please do tell us about all the grifters ripping the US treasury off for that sweet, sweet bounty of...food stamps.
Brooke Rollins on why the Trump administration is cracking down on food stamps: "We're really opening up the market here, wanting to make sure that those who are receiving this *supplemental* nutrition benefit -- it was never meant for the long term -- are really those who need it."
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This will-they/won't-they is getting awkward.
C'mon, dude: Just get a room
"Right now, he's the most distinguished gentleman. He's my friend" --- Trump winds down his speech with more over the top gushing about MBS
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The GOP's (near) unanimous vote had nothing to do with discovery of a spine:
🔷They fought release of the #EpsteinFiles tooth and nail. Once ALL Dems + 4 crossovers had sufficient votes, the other ~200 GOP in the House (and all 53 in the Senate) were too scared to vote in favor of hiding pedophilia.
By Walt Handelsman.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
To the photo editor who selected this pic for far-right techno-monster Peter Thiel:
🙏🏼
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Would this trooper-- walking the wrong way through a tunnel as a visiting team enters the field-- have deliberately shoulder-slammed these college athletes if they'd been white?

Sorry-- silly question.
Texas A&M police says it has removed this trooper from his game day assignment following this:
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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New principle in constitutional law:
♦️Any action is constitutional if the president really, really wants it.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can't even imagine what that might look like:
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM