Jones Bahadur Black
@jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social
Author of the literary thriller, "Her Hundred Hands." 💙
I publish more nonfiction under my non-Resistance name: Several books, and articles for The Atlantic, The New Yorker, and similar outlets. If that's your vibe, you may have read some of them.
I publish more nonfiction under my non-Resistance name: Several books, and articles for The Atlantic, The New Yorker, and similar outlets. If that's your vibe, you may have read some of them.
I can't even imagine what that might look like:
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I can't even imagine what that might look like:
Complete non-credible.
I mean, how would he even do it?
I mean, how would he even do it?
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Complete non-credible.
I mean, how would he even do it?
I mean, how would he even do it?
I'm pretty skeptical about the prospect that the upsides of #AI will ever approach its all-to-real harms.
On the other hand:
(I don't know who to credit for this. But whoever did it:🙏🏽
On the other hand:
(I don't know who to credit for this. But whoever did it:🙏🏽
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm pretty skeptical about the prospect that the upsides of #AI will ever approach its all-to-real harms.
On the other hand:
(I don't know who to credit for this. But whoever did it:🙏🏽
On the other hand:
(I don't know who to credit for this. But whoever did it:🙏🏽
Is this an ICE recruitment ad...
...or a Grindr profile?
...or a Grindr profile?
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Is this an ICE recruitment ad...
...or a Grindr profile?
...or a Grindr profile?
With this rise in the cost of living, Fox News may finally get tough with President Kamala Harris.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
With this rise in the cost of living, Fox News may finally get tough with President Kamala Harris.
Has he considered...
...Whatever planet this guy lives on?
...Whatever planet this guy lives on?
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Has he considered...
...Whatever planet this guy lives on?
...Whatever planet this guy lives on?
So you don't have to waste time:
🔷$200,000.
🔷Compared with Cuomo's money-pile of $10 million.
...Which explains it all.
🔷$200,000.
🔷Compared with Cuomo's money-pile of $10 million.
...Which explains it all.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So you don't have to waste time:
🔷$200,000.
🔷Compared with Cuomo's money-pile of $10 million.
...Which explains it all.
🔷$200,000.
🔷Compared with Cuomo's money-pile of $10 million.
...Which explains it all.
Not great to be making fun of someone else's name...
...when one's own surname is an unpleasant odor.
...when one's own surname is an unpleasant odor.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Not great to be making fun of someone else's name...
...when one's own surname is an unpleasant odor.
...when one's own surname is an unpleasant odor.
You got a "good little life in this country."
I mean, yeah, you got fired by your network, along with a lot of other non-white hosts, a few weeks after the Don and I came around.
But you still got a good life here.
If you're smart, you'll remember that-- capeesh?
I mean, yeah, you got fired by your network, along with a lot of other non-white hosts, a few weeks after the Don and I came around.
But you still got a good life here.
If you're smart, you'll remember that-- capeesh?
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You got a "good little life in this country."
I mean, yeah, you got fired by your network, along with a lot of other non-white hosts, a few weeks after the Don and I came around.
But you still got a good life here.
If you're smart, you'll remember that-- capeesh?
I mean, yeah, you got fired by your network, along with a lot of other non-white hosts, a few weeks after the Don and I came around.
But you still got a good life here.
If you're smart, you'll remember that-- capeesh?
Sorry, ladies.
He's taken.
He's taken.
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sorry, ladies.
He's taken.
He's taken.
Since you ask, Mr Vice President:
🔷Your sole piece of evidence is this photo.
🔷And you appear not to have even looked at it.
("Anti-Ice" is written in pen, not "carved").
🔷Your sole piece of evidence is this photo.
🔷And you appear not to have even looked at it.
("Anti-Ice" is written in pen, not "carved").
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since you ask, Mr Vice President:
🔷Your sole piece of evidence is this photo.
🔷And you appear not to have even looked at it.
("Anti-Ice" is written in pen, not "carved").
🔷Your sole piece of evidence is this photo.
🔷And you appear not to have even looked at it.
("Anti-Ice" is written in pen, not "carved").
Doctor, if I follow your medical guidance, will my skin develop the heathful hue and texture of a freshly disinterred corpse?
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Doctor, if I follow your medical guidance, will my skin develop the heathful hue and texture of a freshly disinterred corpse?
How about extending that to Lee Greenwood, Ted Nugent, and Toby Keith?
September 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How about extending that to Lee Greenwood, Ted Nugent, and Toby Keith?
I remember when THIS was our dumbest president ever.
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I remember when THIS was our dumbest president ever.
Sure hasn't stopped her from hitting ME up for $$$.
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sure hasn't stopped her from hitting ME up for $$$.
The WSJ published the infamous Trump sketch for Epstein's birthday-book.
It's as creepy as you expected.
And despite all his years of uninvited groping, he doesn't seem to know where to locate a woman's breasts or genitals.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
It's as creepy as you expected.
And despite all his years of uninvited groping, he doesn't seem to know where to locate a woman's breasts or genitals.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The WSJ published the infamous Trump sketch for Epstein's birthday-book.
It's as creepy as you expected.
And despite all his years of uninvited groping, he doesn't seem to know where to locate a woman's breasts or genitals.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
It's as creepy as you expected.
And despite all his years of uninvited groping, he doesn't seem to know where to locate a woman's breasts or genitals.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Even his own spokespeople can't keep their stories straight:
Per "the only statement authorized by Mayor Guiliani," 🔷"FOLLOWING this, [ie, NOT while helping a domestic abuse victim, if that even happened] while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani's vehicle was struck from behind."
Per "the only statement authorized by Mayor Guiliani," 🔷"FOLLOWING this, [ie, NOT while helping a domestic abuse victim, if that even happened] while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani's vehicle was struck from behind."
September 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Even his own spokespeople can't keep their stories straight:
Per "the only statement authorized by Mayor Guiliani," 🔷"FOLLOWING this, [ie, NOT while helping a domestic abuse victim, if that even happened] while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani's vehicle was struck from behind."
Per "the only statement authorized by Mayor Guiliani," 🔷"FOLLOWING this, [ie, NOT while helping a domestic abuse victim, if that even happened] while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani's vehicle was struck from behind."
Nobody seems more consistently "NOT HAPPY HERE" than...
...him.
...him.
September 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nobody seems more consistently "NOT HAPPY HERE" than...
...him.
...him.
Zelensky wore a fly new suit to the Oval.
🔷Trump has worn the clothes every day for the past fifty years.
Does he ever launder that blue suit? Does he sleep in it? If he showers, does he take it off first?
🔷Trump has worn the clothes every day for the past fifty years.
Does he ever launder that blue suit? Does he sleep in it? If he showers, does he take it off first?
August 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Zelensky wore a fly new suit to the Oval.
🔷Trump has worn the clothes every day for the past fifty years.
Does he ever launder that blue suit? Does he sleep in it? If he showers, does he take it off first?
🔷Trump has worn the clothes every day for the past fifty years.
Does he ever launder that blue suit? Does he sleep in it? If he showers, does he take it off first?
11/12, on Trump accused of #Epstein wrongdoing:
The NYT article doesn't even mention accusations of wrongdoing surrounding Epstein's all-too-convenient death-- while in Federal custody, while the person in charge of the federal government was...Donald Trump.
For the NYT, that's not Fit to Print™
The NYT article doesn't even mention accusations of wrongdoing surrounding Epstein's all-too-convenient death-- while in Federal custody, while the person in charge of the federal government was...Donald Trump.
For the NYT, that's not Fit to Print™
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
11/12, on Trump accused of #Epstein wrongdoing:
The NYT article doesn't even mention accusations of wrongdoing surrounding Epstein's all-too-convenient death-- while in Federal custody, while the person in charge of the federal government was...Donald Trump.
For the NYT, that's not Fit to Print™
The NYT article doesn't even mention accusations of wrongdoing surrounding Epstein's all-too-convenient death-- while in Federal custody, while the person in charge of the federal government was...Donald Trump.
For the NYT, that's not Fit to Print™
10/12, on Trump accused of #Epstein wrongdoing:
Even more suspicious than later hiring Epstein's defense attorney, Trump later hired Epstein's PROSECUTOR.
🔷The prosecutor who engineered the still-unexplained sweetheart deal for Epstein was Alex Acosta. Who Trump later made his Secretary of Labor.
Even more suspicious than later hiring Epstein's defense attorney, Trump later hired Epstein's PROSECUTOR.
🔷The prosecutor who engineered the still-unexplained sweetheart deal for Epstein was Alex Acosta. Who Trump later made his Secretary of Labor.
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
10/12, on Trump accused of #Epstein wrongdoing:
Even more suspicious than later hiring Epstein's defense attorney, Trump later hired Epstein's PROSECUTOR.
🔷The prosecutor who engineered the still-unexplained sweetheart deal for Epstein was Alex Acosta. Who Trump later made his Secretary of Labor.
Even more suspicious than later hiring Epstein's defense attorney, Trump later hired Epstein's PROSECUTOR.
🔷The prosecutor who engineered the still-unexplained sweetheart deal for Epstein was Alex Acosta. Who Trump later made his Secretary of Labor.
7/12, on Trump accused of #Epstein wrongdoing:
NYT quotes Trump saying he had " 'no idea' that Mr. Epstein was abusing young women."
You have to read 16 more paragraphs to learn that he DID, in fact, have some idea: In 2002 he noted of Epstein's targets: "many of them are on the younger side."
NYT quotes Trump saying he had " 'no idea' that Mr. Epstein was abusing young women."
You have to read 16 more paragraphs to learn that he DID, in fact, have some idea: In 2002 he noted of Epstein's targets: "many of them are on the younger side."
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
7/12, on Trump accused of #Epstein wrongdoing:
NYT quotes Trump saying he had " 'no idea' that Mr. Epstein was abusing young women."
You have to read 16 more paragraphs to learn that he DID, in fact, have some idea: In 2002 he noted of Epstein's targets: "many of them are on the younger side."
NYT quotes Trump saying he had " 'no idea' that Mr. Epstein was abusing young women."
You have to read 16 more paragraphs to learn that he DID, in fact, have some idea: In 2002 he noted of Epstein's targets: "many of them are on the younger side."
6/12, on Trump accused of #JeffreyEpstein wrongdoing:
The best-known Epstein accuser is Virginia Giuffre. She was working at Mar-a-Lago when she was recruited to Epstein's ring. She says she was "passed around like a plate of fruit" to other rich, powerful abusers.
The best-known Epstein accuser is Virginia Giuffre. She was working at Mar-a-Lago when she was recruited to Epstein's ring. She says she was "passed around like a plate of fruit" to other rich, powerful abusers.
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
6/12, on Trump accused of #JeffreyEpstein wrongdoing:
The best-known Epstein accuser is Virginia Giuffre. She was working at Mar-a-Lago when she was recruited to Epstein's ring. She says she was "passed around like a plate of fruit" to other rich, powerful abusers.
The best-known Epstein accuser is Virginia Giuffre. She was working at Mar-a-Lago when she was recruited to Epstein's ring. She says she was "passed around like a plate of fruit" to other rich, powerful abusers.
5/12, on Trump accused of #JeffreyEpstein wrongdoing:
Here's an unnamed woman, with additional accusation of Trump wrongdoing:
Here's an unnamed woman, with additional accusation of Trump wrongdoing:
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
5/12, on Trump accused of #JeffreyEpstein wrongdoing:
Here's an unnamed woman, with additional accusation of Trump wrongdoing:
Here's an unnamed woman, with additional accusation of Trump wrongdoing: