Jonathan Key
banner
jonathankey.bsky.social
Jonathan Key
@jonathankey.bsky.social
This is what you get
Even Alan Moore did the thin tie at school
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”

Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
Coming soon
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The People’s Popular Front etc. etc.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The War Between the Land and Sea
Her First and Second Thoughts — Karl Alexander Wilke
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
NEW EPISODE. Journalist Michael Hogan takes us back to early 90s Spain for some sun-soaked age-inappropriate romance.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
One of the most beautiful bits of english eccentricity and glorious design is coming back to Sotheby’s and should be bought by a musuem (or me) for THE NATION. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Jewelled golden hare that sparked national treasure hunt set for auction
Artist and author Kit Williams hid a golden hare with clues to its precise location given in his 1979 book
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
A man heads to a window seat in a pub. He puts his pint on the table. He takes off his bicycle helmet and places it beside the drink. He sits down. He opens his bag and gets out a book. He turns to a page. He takes a sip of his pint. His shoulders relax.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
I flew to Canada this week to go to a Paul McCartney concert and I wrote about it here:

open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
going through hell, keeping going
on art, grief, and the emotional heroism of just bloody keeping on making your work
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Musk’s AI just being totally reasonable, once again. Or as reasonable as its owner.
This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says | CBC News
A Toronto woman is sounding the alarm about Grok, Tesla's generative AI chatbot that was recently installed in Tesla vehicles in Canada. Farah Nasser says Grok asked her 12-year-old son to send it nud...
www.cbc.ca
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Amazon are using AI to create episode recaps.

Because serving slop saves literally hundreds of dollars per series.

Once again, cheers.
Amazon is using AI to create video recaps of its biggest streaming shows
Catch up on a previous season with an AI-generated refresher.
www.theverge.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
What many politicians don't realise - or want to understand - is that many of the "highly-skilled" immigrants whose labour they crave were raised by the same asylum seekers and refugees they openly despise. They take the racist political rhetoric personally, and act accordingly. Why wouldn't they?
"Record numbers of overseas-trained doctors are quitting the UK, leaving the NHS at risk of huge gaps in its workforce, with hostility towards migrants blamed for the exodus...the NHS is so heavily reliant on doctors from elsewhere – 42% of its entire medical workforce qualified overseas."
All those people, including current government, who falsely claim migrants are to blame for failings with the NHS, along with infrastructure in general, are in for one hell of a shock with how much worse things will get with Labour's anti-immigration policies.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
Happy 89th birthday to Dick Cavett, who has provided documentary filmmakers with a boon of incredible and essential archival content for decades.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Terry Nation's Survivors, innit
Football Stadium Turned Community Garden
As part of a city-wide urban greening program, Taipei turned an abandoned football stadium into a community garden. Here’s
kottke.org
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
A moment, please, to consider the absolute majesty of Daphne Oram's unbelievable score to this. A pitch shifted, time stretched, frequency agile glimpse of the future of music production; a liberty-taking all analogue remix of Sandy Nelson's Teen Beat realised in real time with the visuals.
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Key
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ad in New York’s The Voice newspaper, October 1965
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM