every trans woman should be given unlimited free cigarettes for life

My Life As The Only Monogamous Transwoman, my autobiography, in bookstores near you

IN HOG WE TRUST

heaven is a terrace full of autistic lesbians and an unlimited supply of cigarettes

if you see groups of women my exact age and demographic out on the street asking if you're a swiftie and if you'd like to talk about the new album, just give them a friendly no thanks and keep it moving. it's a big holiday for them

if i see even a single “fucking a pumpkin” joke this year i will be taking legal action

If you're cis, trans people are your coalmine canary for a collection of civil liberties.

BODILY AUTONOMY: does your body belong to you, or to your parents/husband/state?

PRIVACY: do you owe everyone you meet a full medical history?

EXPRESSION: to what extent is your clothing a legal matter?

wore a Bob the Cat binder and my “Met Zezima, She’s Black” tshirt today

The Town!

government of losers

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

went to a queer diy rap basement show last night and had a blast

see this is why I don’t fuck Dark Souls players, they’re always saying shit like this

Trans
Crime W

you are the all-time goated Blusky poster no matter what your name is

theyre literally always doing this

you took my penis out of my pants,
at the mariner’s apartment complex

There is lore that you guys don’t even know about behind this skeet

i’m not bisexual, i just understand the cold hard logic of the sexual marketplace. there’s an excess of men who want to be topped by a tgirl, and a shortage of tgirls who top. the Grindset overrides lesbianism sometimes

i don’t have bottom dysphoria, i just sometimes think “what a day, i wish i could get my pussy ate tonight”

why does the Wentworth College sports team logo look like the grindr logo. like its orange-yellow on the signs hanging around their campus

a pleasure to meet you, madame viceroy