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@johnsquimpleton.bsky.social

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · Nov 25

windows 7 ahh wallpaper #photography #redwoodcity

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Reecee 🎃 @reecee.bsky.social · 22h

Your trusted source of gaming news

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boo-t 🎃 @penisguy221.bsky.social · 1d

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 2d

Where can I buy this, chat?

Photo of a cap with the text: hello, 1am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 1d

Obsessed with this guy's hair #tomodachilife

squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 1d

Eugh, of course they're trying to pin this shit on hamas

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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 2d

im usually pretty forgiving of people exploring nostalgia but the obsession with frutiger aero is crazy

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 3d

I love being woke but I fucking hate hasan

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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 5d

mean liberal: nice car, weiner. did it come with a divorce

me in my Cybertruck: no. my ex wife gave that to me. computer, please take note of another injustice I’ve suffered

computer: confirming your destination is the Hoover Dam. cruise control set to 97 miles per hour

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Pac Approved @pacapproved.bsky.social · 5d

When you're a chilled out ghost, and you suddenly hear "MEGA PAC-MAN!"

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 5d

sometimes i think "man this site would be better if it had more racist incels and mobile game ads" but i usually talk myself out of it

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Alpine Team Orders @left-turn.bsky.social · 5d

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🏳️‍⚧️SaxN3ko🏳️‍⚧️ on HIATUS @saxn3ko.bsky.social · 5d

Meme about the divorced cybertruck owner.

Panel 1: I talk about my feelings with my cybertruck!

Panel 2: I talk about my feelings with my wife.

Panel 3: character from panel 1 looking embarassed.

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The Ghost of Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 5d

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 5d

I'm women

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(ș̷͒̂͜p̵̧̢̨̮͔̼̘̂̓́̂͊̎͋̚o̵̘̭̯̦͔̘̹͙̼̫̟̓̈́̎ǒ̶̧̪̣̱̬̪̹͉̤͙̓̔̂͛̿̚̕͠ͅķ̷̛̜̣̫̳̣͚͊̂̽͛́̈̊͗̃ỳ̸̡̧̢̛͔͇͕͎̝̘̦̥̩̭͔̒̏̂̓̂̇͑͘̚͝ ̸͈͍̙̓́̊̉͝m̷̢̢̨͉̺̜̝̳̞͈͎͑́̈̏̈́̂͂̈́͗̋̐̒̕͝o̴̢̝̗̬̪̟͖̠͚͇̎̀̈́́͂̕͜ͅn̷̛̲̲͂͐͝ẗ̴̢̟͕͙͇̞̙͇̲̫́̅̏̇̈͒́̄̌̿̌̿̂̇̚͜h̷͚̥͖̲̰̜̋͆̇͐͑!) Thatguyagain 🍉 @imakecontent.bsky.social · 5d

The whole interaction is legit just

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 5d

Rent free lmao

squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 6d

why do we let pedophiles live

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The Electric Fox ⚡️🦊 @theelectricfox.bsky.social · 10d

...but on the other, what's stopping YOU from attempting reliving those aesthetics, you can do something small like having clear colored phone cases with charms & wallpapers, to outright trying out fashions of those times or even redecorating your room or things in your room to match that aesthetic

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Beastbizkit @beastbizkit.bsky.social · 23d

Gotta love the before and after 🍔
Tease for an exclusive Patreon piece out right now! Link in bio
#tomodachilife

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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 8d

Wii Fit Trainer (Female) doesn't take a shower.

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 8d

Wait what is all this even about? I just found out about the whole Israeli food thing

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Laura Beltran (Commissions Open) @laurabeltran2001.bsky.social · 9d

"Back in my day, tv shows and video games weren't annoying trash"

Maybe the problem is that you became close minded and decided to hang around with the wrong people

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Tariffed Enough Already @tobycharleston.bsky.social · 9d

Yep, it was this one

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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 12d

‪I want everyone who gave Genndy shit about Fixed to apologize right now lol ‬

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