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I'm dying, Shake.
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Your trusted source of gaming news
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Where can I buy this, chat?
Eugh, of course they're trying to pin this shit on hamas
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im usually pretty forgiving of people exploring nostalgia but the obsession with frutiger aero is crazy
I love being woke but I fucking hate hasan
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mean liberal: nice car, weiner. did it come with a divorce

me in my Cybertruck: no. my ex wife gave that to me. computer, please take note of another injustice I’ve suffered

computer: confirming your destination is the Hoover Dam. cruise control set to 97 miles per hour
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When you're a chilled out ghost, and you suddenly hear "MEGA PAC-MAN!"
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sometimes i think "man this site would be better if it had more racist incels and mobile game ads" but i usually talk myself out of it
why do we let pedophiles live
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...but on the other, what's stopping YOU from attempting reliving those aesthetics, you can do something small like having clear colored phone cases with charms & wallpapers, to outright trying out fashions of those times or even redecorating your room or things in your room to match that aesthetic
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Gotta love the before and after 🍔
Tease for an exclusive Patreon piece out right now! Link in bio
#tomodachilife
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Wii Fit Trainer (Female) doesn't take a shower.
Wait what is all this even about? I just found out about the whole Israeli food thing
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"Back in my day, tv shows and video games weren't annoying trash"

Maybe the problem is that you became close minded and decided to hang around with the wrong people
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‪I want everyone who gave Genndy shit about Fixed to apologize right now lol ‬