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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 2d

Sonic boom!

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 2d

The regime is . . . not sending its best people. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here.”

My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.

www.lawfaremedia.org

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 4d

They play Oregon next, right?

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MoveOn @moveon.org · 4d

BREAKING: Our crowd count estimate from the No Kings coalition responsible for planning today’s event is 7 MILLION nationwide.

7 MILLION of you gathered across the country to peacefully protest today.

2 million more than the first No Kings action in June.

Randi Weingarten 🖇️📚✊🇺🇸 @rweingarten.bsky.social · 4d

It's official. Nearly 7 million people. Today is the single largest day of protest in American history. Americans from all corners of the country are standing up and saying #NoKings. This is what peaceful, patriotic protest looks like.

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Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social · 5d

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 5d

Kirk Ferentz would’ve punted.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 5d

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 5d

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

The antifa terrorist marxists are out

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Andrew @tjsleakyroof.bsky.social · 5d

#NoKings Charlottesville, VA

a massive crowd of people holding anti-Trump signs

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 5d

Shohei Ohtani is the first player with 3 homers and 10 strikeouts as a pitcher in a game

Reg or post

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 5d

Ball don’t lie.

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Streetwise, the Cville DEAD Cat (Dead for Halloween) @averysafecat.bsky.social · 8d

The inevitable result of ‘it’s just a joke bro’.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 8d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Dan Rubenstein @danrubenstein.solidverbal.com · 12d

Yep, kinda odd to do a “so we all agree Belichick will eventually and definitely succeed in a big way, yes?” segment right now but oh well

John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 12d

They also carried so much water for Billy B their shoulders were sagging.

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 12d

They also carried so much water for Billy B their shoulders were sagging.

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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 13d

I wish I could write this well. what a savage takedown.

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 13d

With receipts!

www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/o...

‘Amoral, evil’: vitriolic backlash builds against comics who played Riyadh festival

Murder by bone-saw, lashings for rape victims, punishment amputation, jail for satirists … these are the Saudi human rights abuses fuelling the fury being directed at the likes of Louis CK, Dave Chapp...

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 15d

‘You got to stand even when people say sit down’ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...

Civil Rights Lawyer Bryan Stevenson on How America’s Story Should Be Told

www.nytimes.com

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 15d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 16d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17d

They hired Bari Weiss to stop this kind of info from being published. Wonder if Trump will magically no longer be underwater in the polls when she takes the helm

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17d

New CBS polling shows that voters have soured on Trump's handling of economic issues.

60% of voters now disapprove of his overall handling of the economy.

On inflation it's even worse for Trump, with 65% disapproving.

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 18d

Gutty

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 18d

Hell ya! Wahoowa!

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 18d

legitimately surprised by this, but if you go by the SRS ratings via Sports Reference, this UNC team, so far, is one of the worst Tar Heel teams EVER

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John Hetzler @johnhetzler.bsky.social · 19d

Good Lord, even by ACC standards, the UNC defense looks terrible.