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John Argh
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Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore. Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC
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Increasingly convinced it’s the only way the shutdown ends
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The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
Also if you attached bagpipes to his engine outlets
The “nobody I know has been disappeared” stage
Every time I turn on the kitchen sink for a dishwash sesh, this fella runs back and forth at Top Speed behind me thru the galley kitchen and hallway to the back.
She Isekai on my Izakaya until I Nobu
She cowboyed on my be until I bopped.
Reverse Cowboy so we can Bop-Be.
“I’m following you” vs. “I’m watching you”
The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
Engagement uber alles
You 👏 CAN NOT 👏 BE RACIST 👏 ABOUT TOASTERS 👏 👏 👏
I'd.

On a pork chop sandwich.
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What are folks' favorite platforms for writing the occasional blog post? I think I to start writing about the experience of building and running @skywatch.blue to date, along with the challenges, and where I hope to see it go.
I mean. A NY strip steak at a randomly selected TGI Fridays in Illinois is $30.
whoooooo boy. Do I ever not like thinking about a religion whose holy scripture is alt-text.
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Nothing more embarrassing to be than an ICE agent.

"Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"
This looks like a remake of the X-files where Scully and Mulder are the weird aliens every week
Steen claims the political consensus has never been so out of kilter with the grassroots desire for an alternative voice
It’s got real “blacks rule” energy no?
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.
Imagine having to tell an entire birthday party you’re a registered sex offender before performing your magic show.