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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social
@johhnypbrclops.bsky.social
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Do you think Mr. Pibb ever sits at home and wonders, "Man, if I would have just stayed in medical school."
The Afro Deli is the Mpls skyway is closing after today because there was an ICE raid a few days ago and they don't have enough employees to continue. I will vote for any person who promises to put these dudes in jail forever.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've never had a Spotify subscription. What do I win?
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sabrina Carpenter could fix Blue Sky. We need to go after her in free agency.
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Time to print some sweat pants with "civility" written on the butt cheeks.
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Is Hamnet a sequel to the Pigs in Space Muppet Show sketch?
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I always knew something was off with Cameron. I never liked the Avatar movies (too dances with Ferngully), Titanic was good until it was an action movie. Honestly, the best thing he's done is True Lies.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Oi, what's all dis then?"
"aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein"
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts:
1. Sprinsteen/REM/Bright Eyes/John Fogerty/ Neil Young
2. Zwan
3. Soundgarden
4. My Chemical Romance (The Quest)
5. Adam Green (400 Bar)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The Jim Croce song "Five Short Minutes" is 3:29 long.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I mean, pie is so tired. Wake me up when the discourse gets to Dunkaroos.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I think people think Bari Weiss is smart because she is a woman, has glasses, and is a Lesbian, but if you listen to her actually speak she's just an overconfident dumb white guy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I like leaving the play, Waiting for Godot, early, because I don't want to get spoiled on who Godot is.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The first law Democrats should repeal if they retake Congress is the ideal gas law.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from:
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fine, you can move Tehran to my house.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Listen, I know a lot of chiropractors are, shall we charitably say, goofy. However, the practice of occupational medicine is disappearing, which is going to leave the task of writing work restrictions to chiropractors. They're the last line of defense against the elimination of workers comp benefits
Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why did they take out the pole?
If you can spare $1.3 million, please get at me
Cool property, rehabbed Fire Station on Snelling Ave in Saint Paul is for sale.

Listed by Cheryl Welle with KW Minnetonka, she is a great agent.
l.hms.pt/69/1/6817619...
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Only Girders in the Building
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
No one deserves to be in the basketball hall of fame more than Red Panda.
How can this be the same Red Panda all these years? Must be some sort of Dread Pirate Roberts thing happening
Red Panda steals the show on ESPN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There are only 2 global entry machines at LAX. What a joke.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I didn't want to miss out on all the MN Aurora pics.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I got banned from Blarney's for doing stand-up on their one and only comedy night because they didn't appreciate my jokes about the catholic church.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My father in law is in Minnesota pet sitting for us and he can't be bothered to try and view the northern lights. A true Californian.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Air New Zealand is a delight. More airlines should offer fudge as a snack option
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM