Johanne Spjelkavik
@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social
Redd for fascisme, stolt av røykeslutt i 2014, glad for årstider, tror ikke på trickle down economy.
Pensjonert.
Woke, I guess.
Pensjonert.
Woke, I guess.
Jeg begynte å høre på @aftenposten.no sin podkastserie Dypdykk og den var riktig bra. Men de har altså lagt på noe lyd, muligens omtalt som ‘musikk’, som med ujevne mellomrom og uten varsel lobotomerer deg med noen hvin og pling jeg ikke i mitt liv har hørt maken til. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jeg begynte å høre på @aftenposten.no sin podkastserie Dypdykk og den var riktig bra. Men de har altså lagt på noe lyd, muligens omtalt som ‘musikk’, som med ujevne mellomrom og uten varsel lobotomerer deg med noen hvin og pling jeg ikke i mitt liv har hørt maken til. 1/2
Kjære @bergensavisen.bsky.social Det er ikke noe merkelig at folk går i sine egne klær, alle jeg kjenner gjør det. Det som er merkelig er at vekteren ser noen som går i *hans* egne klær. Dere fikk det til i overskriften, så...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Kjære @bergensavisen.bsky.social Det er ikke noe merkelig at folk går i sine egne klær, alle jeg kjenner gjør det. Det som er merkelig er at vekteren ser noen som går i *hans* egne klær. Dere fikk det til i overskriften, så...
www.ba.no/plutselig-sa...
www.ba.no/plutselig-sa...
I'm sure that by the time they turn fifteen they will have grown out of this phase.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm sure that by the time they turn fifteen they will have grown out of this phase.
Hvis Russland bare kan ta Krim og eventuelt noen flere områder med makt:
Kan de også bare ta Baltikum? Svalbard?
Kan Serbia bare ta Kosovo?
Kan Kina bare ta Taiwan?
Kan USA bare ta Grønland?
Hvorfor ikke?
Kan de også bare ta Baltikum? Svalbard?
Kan Serbia bare ta Kosovo?
Kan Kina bare ta Taiwan?
Kan USA bare ta Grønland?
Hvorfor ikke?
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hvis Russland bare kan ta Krim og eventuelt noen flere områder med makt:
Kan de også bare ta Baltikum? Svalbard?
Kan Serbia bare ta Kosovo?
Kan Kina bare ta Taiwan?
Kan USA bare ta Grønland?
Hvorfor ikke?
Kan de også bare ta Baltikum? Svalbard?
Kan Serbia bare ta Kosovo?
Kan Kina bare ta Taiwan?
Kan USA bare ta Grønland?
Hvorfor ikke?
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Who's going to buy US weapons in future when it's clear Donald & GOP will cut you off if your invader bribes them as part of a "peace plan".
Art of the deal.
Art of the deal.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Who's going to buy US weapons in future when it's clear Donald & GOP will cut you off if your invader bribes them as part of a "peace plan".
Art of the deal.
Art of the deal.
Dette 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Det är klart som korvspad att USA inte är vår allierade längre.
Jag tror att våra ledare begriper det idag även om de inte säger det rätt ut.
Nu gäller det för Europa att visa hårt motstånd till trumps idiotiska förslag.
Jag tror att våra ledare begriper det idag även om de inte säger det rätt ut.
Nu gäller det för Europa att visa hårt motstånd till trumps idiotiska förslag.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dette 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Hør på han her.
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hør på han her.
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Før fotballfolket (og andre) drar til USA må man oppdatere seg på hvilke tankesett som er lovlig der borte.
We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Før fotballfolket (og andre) drar til USA må man oppdatere seg på hvilke tankesett som er lovlig der borte.
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Arsonist, having started fire, blows out match and admits, “Not sure that’s going to help now.”
KARL: Tariffs have been removed from some food items. How soon do we expect prices on those goods will go down?
HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs
KARL: So they might not go down?
HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs
KARL: So they might not go down?
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Arsonist, having started fire, blows out match and admits, “Not sure that’s going to help now.”
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Dette er altså en melding fra USAs Department of Homeland Security 🥴
CNN reports that only 2% of the 600+ people arrested without probable cause or warrants in the Chicagoland area in violation of a standing court order had any criminal records at all.
The idea that these are the worst people on the planet only makes sense if you see them as Nazis saw Jews in 1940.
The idea that these are the worst people on the planet only makes sense if you see them as Nazis saw Jews in 1940.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Dette er altså en melding fra USAs Department of Homeland Security 🥴
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"I carried 'Dragon' the whole time.He cried,we cried together,we fell.There was everything.But we kept going"
Combat medic of the 101st Guard Brigade of the General Staff with the callsign "Zolotyi" carried his wounded brother-in-arms ten kilometers out of the encirclement in Toretsk,Donetsk region
Combat medic of the 101st Guard Brigade of the General Staff with the callsign "Zolotyi" carried his wounded brother-in-arms ten kilometers out of the encirclement in Toretsk,Donetsk region
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"I carried 'Dragon' the whole time.He cried,we cried together,we fell.There was everything.But we kept going"
Combat medic of the 101st Guard Brigade of the General Staff with the callsign "Zolotyi" carried his wounded brother-in-arms ten kilometers out of the encirclement in Toretsk,Donetsk region
Combat medic of the 101st Guard Brigade of the General Staff with the callsign "Zolotyi" carried his wounded brother-in-arms ten kilometers out of the encirclement in Toretsk,Donetsk region
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So true, nothing is more deflationary than *checks notes* radically shifting the labor supply curve inward.
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So true, nothing is more deflationary than *checks notes* radically shifting the labor supply curve inward.
J D Vance melder om behov for Lebensraum.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
J D Vance melder om behov for Lebensraum.
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Ah yes, in Germany they called this "lebensraum"
But one thing that's important to note: this was their policy back during the campaign too even as people believed for some reason that they would only deport crininals
But one thing that's important to note: this was their policy back during the campaign too even as people believed for some reason that they would only deport crininals
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ah yes, in Germany they called this "lebensraum"
But one thing that's important to note: this was their policy back during the campaign too even as people believed for some reason that they would only deport crininals
But one thing that's important to note: this was their policy back during the campaign too even as people believed for some reason that they would only deport crininals
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Two years ago Colombia pledged to stop exploring for new oil, gas and coal. On the world stage, this was a big deal. Here's what's happened since. n.pr/3JwxVAp
This oil-producing country is moving away from oil. Here's how it's going
Two years ago Colombia pledged to stop exploring for new oil, gas and coal. On the world stage, this was a big deal. Here's what's happened since.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Two years ago Colombia pledged to stop exploring for new oil, gas and coal. On the world stage, this was a big deal. Here's what's happened since. n.pr/3JwxVAp
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Formålet er primært å få stengt ned BBC.
Q: Is the president prepared to bankrupt the BBC?
LEAVITT: This is a leftist propaganda machine that unfortunately is subsidized by British taxpayers, and he thinks that's extremely unfortunate for the great people of the UK
LEAVITT: This is a leftist propaganda machine that unfortunately is subsidized by British taxpayers, and he thinks that's extremely unfortunate for the great people of the UK
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Formålet er primært å få stengt ned BBC.
Hm, yeah, now that you mention it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hm, yeah, now that you mention it.
We need to deport the families to defend them.
Kristi Noem: "We're not gonna just be in Chicago, we're spreading out to other cities and continuing to do our work. We're not going to give Pritzker any relief from his political rhetoric. We're gonna be in there defending these families."
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We need to deport the families to defend them.
Hva hadde Norge gjort hvis en fremmed makt senket våre båter i internasjonalt farvann og drepte mannskapene uten noen form for prosess?
Since September, the Trump administration has carried out more than a dozen strikes on boats it claims are run by drug traffickers, killing more than 70 people. n.pr/4oUjxkV
Here's how many strikes on alleged drug vessels the U.S. has announced
Since September, the Trump administration has carried out more than a dozen strikes on boats it claims are run by drug traffickers, killing more than 70 people.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hva hadde Norge gjort hvis en fremmed makt senket våre båter i internasjonalt farvann og drepte mannskapene uten noen form for prosess?
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Russia's 1st humanoid robot was revealed today. A bit like a mobik, it fell over as if shot and our efforts at hiding the disaster convinced no one.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Russia's 1st humanoid robot was revealed today. A bit like a mobik, it fell over as if shot and our efforts at hiding the disaster convinced no one.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant