Joe Newman-Getzler
@joenewmangetzler.bsky.social
78 followers 150 following 550 posts
NYC-based puppeteer, writer, director, and usher (mostly that). Keep calm, and Bara Bada Bastu!
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
2024: 🇸🇪 IFK Malmö
2025: 🇨🇭 FC Basel
2026: 🇦🇹 First Vienna
2010: 🇳🇴 FC Oslo
2011: 🇩🇪 Fortuna Düsseldorf
2012: 🇦🇿 Sabah
2013: 🇸🇪 FC Rosengård 1917
2014: 🇩🇰 Brøndby IF
2015: 🇦🇹 Rapid Wien
2016: 🇸🇪 Brommapojkarna
2017: 🇺🇦 Obolon Kyiv
2018: 🇵🇹 Sporting Clube de Portugal
2019: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Tel Aviv
2020/21: 🇳🇱 Feyenoord
2022: 🇮🇹 Juventus
2023: 🇬🇧 Liverpool
(cont)
1999: 🇮🇱 Nordia Jerusalem
2000: 🇸🇪 AIK
2001: 🇩🇰 FC Copenhagen (they literally play in the stadium that year's contest was hosted in)
2002: 🇪🇪 Flora Tallinn
2003: 🇱🇻 FK RFS
2004: 🇹🇷 Galatasaray
2005: 🇺🇦 Dynamo Kyiv
2006: 🇬🇷 AEK Athens
2007: 🇫🇮 HJK
2008: 🇷🇸 Crvena zvezda
2009: 🇷🇺 Spartak Moscow
(cont)
1987: 🇧🇪 Royal Union Saint-Gilloise
1988: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1989: 🇨🇭 FC Lausanne-Sport
1990: 🇭🇷 Dinamo Zagreb
1991: 🇮🇹 Roma
1992: 🇸🇪 Malmö
1993: 🇮🇪 Cork City (close enough)
1994: 🇮🇪 Bohemians
1995: 🇮🇪 UCD Dublin
1996: 🇳🇴 Våleranga
1997: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1998: 🇬🇧 Aston Villa
(cont)
1975: 🇸🇪 Hammarby
1976: 🇳🇱 ADO Den Haag
1977: 🇬🇧 West Ham United
1978: 🇫🇷 Paris Saint-Germain
1979: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Jerusalem
1980: 🇳🇱 SVV Scheveningen
1981: 🇮🇪 St. Patricks Athletic
1982: 🇬🇧 Harrogate Town
1983: 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich
1984: 🇱🇺 Swift Hesperange
1985: 🇸🇪 Göteborg
1986: 🇳🇴 SK Brann
(cont)
1965: 🇮🇹 Napoli
1966: 🇱🇺 Racing Luxembourg
1967: 🇦🇹 Austria Wien
1968: 🇬🇧 Arsenal
1969: 🇪🇸 Real Madrid
1970: 🇳🇱 Ajax
1971: 🇮🇪 St. James Gate FC
1972: 🇬🇧 Hibernians
1973: 🇱🇺 Differdange 03 (different city but I'm short on options here)
1974: 🇬🇧 Brighton & Hove Albion
(cont)
1956: 🇨🇭 FC Lugano
1957: 🇩🇪 Eintracht Frankfurt
1958: 🇳🇱 FC Hilversum
1959: 🇫🇷 AS Cannes
1960: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Queens Park Rangers
1961: 🇫🇷 OGC Nice (this one was also in Cannes but close enough)
1962: 🇱🇺 Luxembourg City FC
1963: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea (had to)
1964: 🇩🇰 Lyngby (saving the obvious one)
(cont.)
And now, a Champions League-type thing of just clubs from cities that have hosted Eurovision. I tried to include multiple clubs from the same city if it hosted more than once.

Continued below:
I keep randomly discovering post-2015 performances that aren't geo-blocked for whatever reason. "Discoteque," "Tick-Tock," "Viszlát nyár," now "I Can't Go On." And there might be more! Stay ever-vigilant, fellow non-Europeans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSV...
Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On (LIVE) | Sweden 🇸🇪 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2017
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
www.youtube.com
See, the trouble with Slovenia being the one to try and stand up against Israel participating is that they are tiny and not particularly successful, so their threatening to walk doesn't carry much clout. Now, if a GROUP of broadcasters threatened to walk, like in 2022, then maybe we'd have something
(OK, apparently they subsequently said no, not yet, still figuring shit out but THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME STOP THE CAP)
For comparison, here's the last time every country received 12 overall, from either a televote or jury, in either a SF or a final:
25: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇹🇧🇪🇭🇷🇨🇾🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇮🇸🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇻🇱🇹🇲🇪🇳🇱🇳🇴🇵🇱🇸🇲🇷🇸🇸🇪🇨🇭🇺🇦🇬🇧
24: 🇮🇪🇱🇺🇵🇹
23: 🇦🇺🇨🇿🇬🇪🇲🇩🇸🇮
22: 🇦🇿🇧🇬🇲🇰🇷🇴🇪🇸
21: 🇩🇰🇲🇹🇷🇺
19: 🇧🇾🇭🇺
16: 🇧🇦
12: 🇹🇷
11: 🇸🇰
08: 🇦🇩
78: 🇲🇨
For funsies, here's an updated list of the last time every country had a top score announced in the final (from 2016 onwards, that only means the jury vote):
25: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇹🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇻🇸🇪🇨🇭🇬🇧
24: 🇭🇷🇮🇪🇱🇺🇵🇹🇺🇦
23: 🇦🇺🇧🇪🇨🇿🇪🇪🇸🇮
22: 🇦🇿🇳🇱🇷🇸🇪🇸
21: 🇧🇬🇨🇾🇮🇸🇱🇹🇲🇹🇲🇩🇷🇺🇸🇲
19: 🇩🇰🇲🇰
18: 🇳🇴
17: 🇧🇾🇭🇺🇷🇴
15: 🇲🇪
12: 🇹🇷
11: 🇧🇦
03: 🇵🇱
94: 🇸🇰
78: 🇲🇨
I was in a math class with Julia Garner. She showed a trailer for Martha Marcy May Marlene to the class. Even back then, I was like, "Imagine if she winds up becoming a famous actress and I can say I was in a class with her." Two Emmys later...
Fun topic: what’s the first time you remember seeing now famous actors? Like, I remember seeing Michael Fassbender in JONAH HEX and thinking “shit, this dude’s good.”
I first saw Karl Urban in the movie Ghost Ship at a filthy $1 theater.

I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
Reposted by Joe Newman-Getzler
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
Zenyatta Mondata!
What a wonderful phrase!
For those curious, the JESC participant update, as of 7/17.
Staying: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇨🇾🇫🇷🇬🇪🇮🇪🇮🇹🇲🇹🇳🇱🇲🇰🇵🇱🇵🇹🇸🇲🇪🇸🇺🇦
Returning: 🇭🇷🇲🇪
Withdrawing: 🇪🇪🇩🇪
Not returning: 🇦🇺🇩🇰🇬🇷🇮🇱🇰🇿🇱🇻🇱🇹🇳🇴🇷🇺🇸🇮🇸🇪🇨🇭🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Not debuting: 🇦🇹🇨🇿
Unknown but not impossible: 🇦🇿🇧🇪🇧🇬🇮🇸🇷🇸
Unlikely: 🇧🇾🇧🇦🇫🇮🇭🇺🇽🇰🇱🇺🇲🇨🇲🇩🇷🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇸🇰🇹🇷
This is where I'm at too. It's no "Kick, Push" or "Bitch Bad" but I can't deny it went hard at the time and was a staple on my workout playlist(s) for a long while. Plus, as you pointed out at the time, a song that builds its hook on the masterpiece that is "Float On" can't be ALL bad.
I have really gone back and forth on "The Show Goes On," I loved it when it came out, a few years later I re-listened to it and it sounded like the worst sellout garbage I'd ever heard. I listen to it now and I'm kind of in between
Hey, shout-out to them and to the other non-league teams in that area like Ft. Lauderdale. That's the part of Florida I typically enter from when I'm coming in on vacation, and I love seeing the actual people and clubs from that area get a spotlight. Inter Miami steals all their thunder!