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jmtorres

@jmtorres.bsky.social

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I've been in fandom for awhile, you can find me on ao3, tumblr, and DW with the same handle. Queer, disabled, middle-aged, Jewish dyke.

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jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1m

I guess I better start some fucking laundry

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1m

I have an appointment at 3 PM and it's not even noon yet. I just wanna go get all the errands done but the errands are shopping for groceries that I don't wanna leave in the car for two hours. it may be cold up here on the mountain, but it's 90° where the grocery store is.

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

i was complaining to spouse about the sisyphean task of laundry and they said "have you tried wearing less clothes" and I was like yes! yes I have! it leads to you giving me grandparent lectures about my clavicles!

in this house we wear MORE clothes before we even think of turning on the heater

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 14d

we are currently having a discussion about to turn on the propane heater in which I asked "can I turn it on yet or do I have to put on sleeves?"

I could barely post this for laughing at my spouse's face

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

oh man he tried to play it off like "i didn't know if it was gonna be then, you had fly or something right?" but like. you def stacked the deck for it Brennan.

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

oh yeah dropout has warnings for like. misophonia triggers! as well as gore and abuse and things.

idk brennan clearly didn't think to warn the players who hadn't said they wanted a dead char, based on Aabria's comments in the cooldown. i feel like. if i'd been at that table. i'd've liked to know

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

I would offer to prescreen but you hop right on as soon as it releases usually, yeah? due to time zone issues (I'm watching with @anatsuno.bsky.social in Europe) I watch next day

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

well that. is a choice. *makes mental note to expect all CR content is "creator chose not to warn"*

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

but I'm sorry it was so rough, I had happened to catch like 2 bits of your earlier watch before I viewed myself, where you felt betrayed and I was going "oh shit wtf happens in this ep??" it really was a lot.

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 13h

do they typically? it just occurred to me I haven't watched enough CR to know if warnings happen or not

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 14h

Ina Garten says 4lbs for deep dish. solved

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 14h

Joy of cooking says 2.5 to 3 pounds (5 to 8 apples) for a 9 inch pie, but my addition has absolutely nothing to say about deep dish pies???

and I don't have the edition old enough to teach you how to dress possum either tho I found a really nice spicy maple quail recipe when I was checking game

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 14h

how many apples inna pie???

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 15h

i mean i can't do a pick up order at any convenient aldi's location but i'm probably not getting more than 5 items. lemme make a list tho

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 15h

...oh hey i had to just search masa it didn't know masa harina but here we go

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 15h

but if i'm going to go to other stores because an item that could be $3 is $6 then why am i not getting milk at aldi's

guys do we think aldi's carries masa harina?

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 15h

i was just gonna go to sprouts but masa harina is a specialty item there and the pricing is atrocious

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 15h

how many grocery stores am i willing to stop at tomorrow?

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 17h

oh boo

i got some organic corndogs at some point i dug them outta the freezer today for dinner

the cornbread is fine the dogs are weirdly inedible

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1d

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Anyone in NY area got eyes on this beauty? She's an escaped education owl and her people are looking for her

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jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1d

i need to do that i also bought the halloween thing and i am perpetually out of space 😭 they gave me 150 extra pokemon storage in the leveling weirdness update and i went to visit my friend in a city and filled it in like 5 hours

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1d

I still have a redonkulous latency period but i managed to move it from 10:30pm-12:30pm instead of midnight to 4 am, go me

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1d

i set my alarm clock to never because i don't have anything i gotta do today and i was sorta curious how long i would sleep naturally

I'm sure I woke up before 9 because electricians are digging outside my house, but otoh i got a solid eight hours of sleep

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 1d

ok this is wild

we had a rough week on antibiotics for the oral surgery and i was like "i cannot not hold my body responsible for anything that happens on antibiotics"

but after that week. it seems like. taking metformin at night has handled the Side Effect? I'm not even getting liquid morning BM

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 2d

A few weekends out of the year I'm in her city for whatever event and we hang with her group and then the rest of the year it's been slightly easier to do events since pokego made it so you can remote in for all kinds of things.

jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 2d

we seem not to be yet! I have received your DM and added/requested! I am JMTorresistired because it wouldn't let me access my original jmtorres from my original niantic ingress account

I live somewhere rural enough that it's pretty hard to find group but I have a hard-core player friend in city so