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jmtorres
@jmtorres.bsky.social

I've been in fandom for awhile, you can find me on ao3, tumblr, and DW with the same handle. Queer, disabled, middle-aged, Jewish dyke.
Buddy, I'm fat. that's not the way my wrist is shaped. I can't see my wrist bone, and my arm is thicker the further from my hand you get.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I just tried to photograph the black cat lurking in the shadows and let me show you what my camera captured versus an approximation of what I actually saw

i love ceph but i can't get the camera to show how much of a creeper he is
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
not sure i even slept as much as my phone thinks i did
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The face of cat who has not been given any treats
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
she is not best pleased with me
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ok that's a more positive spin on it, fortune cookie
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
one of these boys will (probably) comfort me when Miss passes
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i keep looking at my pedometer going am i going to crash? when is the crash coming?
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
opinion: is it dark yet if you can still see sunlight sort of but you can also see the crescent moon

(I am in front of my next-door neighbors house i'm not calling my spouse at this point)
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
spouse's new roadside political statement: in this house, we are trash panda fairies
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
oh this is WILD this is the EXACT SAME DRUG why would the side effects be more prevalent when tested for one use vs another? like even if you subtract off the placebo amount as like the error for the cohort, the zepbound reactions are double the mounjaro reactions???
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
post-baking

it was over full, it leaked all over the oven, and I put my quiche right in after so those spots will burn nice and solid
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my first ever lattice pie, pre-bake

Juls, did you think you could cut in a straight line? hahaha
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it wasn't on my chore list, but i've been meaning to get to it: the organizational magnets for the chest freezer
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
in sleep she's caught her tail
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i don't inherently hate this color but i hate that it's named bone white
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
savoring the latest vintage
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
SHOPPED and not attempted replaced. it's pants time
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
coaching the cat to hop up and sit on my hip (a favorite perch of hers to be sure) to discourage me from moving out of safe positions
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
reportedly a sparkly navy color, but do you see what I mean about Is that a slight heel?
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
anyway, what I'm actually gonna do until it's time to go is watch dropout shows and/or listen to old critical role when I'm out of shows to catch up on

towards the end of September, I increased my step goal from 1200 to 1300. This week to 1500. and I'm making it but not by much. So I need caution
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
...oh hey i had to just search masa it didn't know masa harina but here we go
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
my cat is absolutely adamant that i stick to the resting plan today she's been here for literal hours
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
apple cranberry nut pie with gluten-free crust i've been lusting after this but i was waiting to spend $25 on a pie until I was visiting a gluten-free friend. it's delicious def worth the wait
October 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM