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Just getting started.
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Still have this (incomplete) spreadsheet bookmarked of over 1,000 Twin Cities businesses that voluntarily closed on January 23rd in solidarity of ICE protests in case you ever need a reference of which to patronize. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Friday, 23 January 2026
docs.google.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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I'm still SHOCKED by the obscene rise in billionaire election spending since Citizens United in the NYT piece, despite already knowing that election corruption w/ $ was profound. (Recall that BCRA fought dangerous campaign $ in *2002*)

The article data didn't have a graph, so I made one to show it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Covid 💩 update. Wastewater surveillance is back with MDH as of today.

Interesting! They’re also monitoring for Flu A/B and RSV. Updated weekly on Thursdays. Could this be an actual good thing coming out of state government?

www.health.state.mn.us/diseases/was...
Wastewater Monitoring in Minnesota (Data & Statistics) - MN Dept. of Health
www.health.state.mn.us
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Not a single reporter asked Homan how many DHS troops would remain in the Twin Cities after the surge “ends.” Journalism is so dead
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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a reminder that it's free to be kind
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Amy Klobuchar is just Susan Collins or Lisa Murkowski with a D by her name.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Minnesotans stood together, stared at Amy Klobuchar, and slow-blinked.
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
10 Classic Colors
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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idk why we can never get anyone serious to fucking primary her for senator but now that she is running for gov, can we PLEASE, for the love of god, have a serious primary challenger

im so sick of this woman winning by default bc of the threat of republicans when she fucking is one

its the same pic
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
Amy Klobuchar’s Record on Trump Is Shameful - Racket
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
racketmn.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Age verification?

I owned the first iPhone.
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Every Day I Need to Abolish ICE
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It's been a few years and I'm kinda still wishing my band had chosen Billy Ripken Fuck Face for our name. Such a good band name!

platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/u...
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Americans are “they” to him.
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The right will never have culture because it’s something you build and they only know how to destroy.
the right will never have culture because they have the curiosity of a lightbulb
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Man, when even the bad numbers will be fake…there’s no telling just how awful things actually are.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
To be fair, MPD probably told them to park there.
This morning 5 ICE vehicles parked illegally in a bike lane and in MPD parking spots directly outside of City Hall. Myself and several other Council Members and city staff went outside to observe them and blew our whistles to alert people nearby. After about 45 minutes they left
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Post a banger that isn’t in English.

youtu.be/MUsnrIN-P1I
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Worst day of the year to be on social media for someone who hates football and thinks it’s played a significant role in where we are collectively at, but man, the offseason is almost here and they are blessedly quiet.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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As someone with zero interest in the Super Bowl I have to say that the during the game I feel I weird sort of freedom, like a holiday, in which I know no one will contact me for anything (including spammers) because all eyes are elsewhere. It’s oddly peaceful, my bonus holiday.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Shout out to Xcel Energy for telling me my energy usage for last month is 8.2% lower than last year while also presenting me with a bill that is 7.8% higher for the same period.
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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In a Democratic city with a Democrat Mayor, in a Democratic State with a Democrat Governor the local police arrested ICE protesters. Think about that.
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Real “we can say Merry Christmas again” energy.
Mayor Frey with a big announcement.
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM