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Joanne ⁷ 💜

@jmcport.bsky.social

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Writer. Editor. Mom. Nana. BTS ARMY Ot7. Yoongi bias. 💜 Reader of mysteries. Sometimes Egregious Twaddle. Reluctantly sober. Always grateful.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 53m

Really rolls that r in r@ped.

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 1h

The Hunt for Ben Solo: Wake Up Dead Man

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1h

President of the United States congratulates “good man” for abandoning all principles and “ripping the heart out of people.” Even Satan is more subtle.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1h

HYMNODY
HOYDEN
These are perfectly good words, 🐝! @nytimes.com

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 13h

So buh-bye, Congress!

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 13h

You don’t know us. We go to a different school.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 14h

But oh that absolutely-not-a-strike call on Suarez. 😭

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 17h

Adam after the AP hit publish on that piece:

Adam Driver in extreme close-up with a mischievous smile

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 15h

I know why the post-season is in October because it’s terrifying.

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Tresa✨🌺🦋 @lazysahm.bsky.social · 16h

He broke his silence and set fire to everything

a man in a black cape is walking across a desert

ALT: a man in a black cape is walking across a desert

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omnomberries @omnomberries.bsky.social · 17h

RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 16h

“Ben Solo is dead and can’t come back.”

“But please come see Kylo Ren attack my new sure-to-succeed Star Wars hotel nightly.”

-Bob Iger

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 18h

Early use of subliminal advertising to get Miss Marple fans to switch to Miss Silver.

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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 21h

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 18h

Star Wars GIF

Alt: Star Wars GIF Darth Vader yelling Nooooo

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 18h

Missing Loretta Devine, who made it great.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

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Elisabeth (J) Hobbes @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 1d

My years of French at school make me ideal to find the thieves. I’ll just keep an eye out for anyone asking their way to the railway station then ask them what’s in their pencil cases.
#Louvre

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🦇🍄J🕯n & T🎃nic💀🔮 @porgs.bsky.social · 1d

what's yet another hypocritical aspect of the "jesus is king" conservatives is that one of the most famous passages in the bible is christ rejecting satan's temptation to rule all the kingdoms on earth as a (human) king

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."

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James Graham @jamesgraham.theliberati.net · 2d

The Louvre has been robbed the same week the new pope has talked about shutting down Opus Dei. Have the police interviewed Dan Brown yet? 🤔

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

One of my Boston-born mother’s favorite insults. “You look like death wahmed ovah.”

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

I feared so. The signs are generic nonsense.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 2d

They flushed the lede.

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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 2d

I'm hearing reports on Bluesky that yesterday saw one of the largest mass protests in history, and somehow it consisted solely of middle-aged white women who have never paid attention to politics before this week. Honestly, some of you should hear yourselves.

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