J.M. Celi
@jmceli.bsky.social
Award winning author of "The Unlife of Lisa Cooper" series and "The Vampires of 1863." Husband, father, and pug enthusiast.
Did you know I have a short story? It's only around 40 pages, so it won't bust your TBR. Magic and an evil blight within the woods of Watertown, MA. It's an Amazon exclusive and also available on KU.
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Amazon.com: The Wicked Wound of Whitney Hill eBook : Celi, J.M.: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: The Wicked Wound of Whitney Hill eBook : Celi, J.M.: Kindle Store
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December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Did you know I have a short story? It's only around 40 pages, so it won't bust your TBR. Magic and an evil blight within the woods of Watertown, MA. It's an Amazon exclusive and also available on KU.
a.co/d/9JIIUft
a.co/d/9JIIUft
First, he brought us midichlorians and now this. He should stop talking about anything cellular.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
First, he brought us midichlorians and now this. He should stop talking about anything cellular.
The holidays are upon us! And YES, of course it's time for vampires, but it's ALSO time for Saiga Antelopes!
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The holidays are upon us! And YES, of course it's time for vampires, but it's ALSO time for Saiga Antelopes!
I hope you don't mind my tagging you, @kevinhearne.bsky.social but... holy crap. I thought you might enjoy this one.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I hope you don't mind my tagging you, @kevinhearne.bsky.social but... holy crap. I thought you might enjoy this one.
Preorder Jenna Moreci's The Savior's Army! The series is kick-ass, bloody, and fun!
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December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Preorder Jenna Moreci's The Savior's Army! The series is kick-ass, bloody, and fun!
Preorder The Savior’s Army now: amzn.to/4pHYvG0
Preorder The Savior’s Army now: amzn.to/4pHYvG0
Oof. Keep at it, friends!
I remind you again: publishing is like surfing. You see all the people riding the wave, but you don't see the majority of surfers either paddling against the tide or sitting on their boards, waiting for something to happen. Even the people on top of the wave might be in the doldrums tomorrow. 3/
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oof. Keep at it, friends!
I'm in the middle of querying on a novella. Should I hold off on doing more queries until January, do you think? There are agents open to queries but...... yikes.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm in the middle of querying on a novella. Should I hold off on doing more queries until January, do you think? There are agents open to queries but...... yikes.
Byron was a piece of work. Lord Ruthven in John William Polidori's "The Vampyre" is another example of a "monster" inspired by Byron. But instead of a petulant man-child, it's a himbo d-bag. Both fit, I think.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Byron was a piece of work. Lord Ruthven in John William Polidori's "The Vampyre" is another example of a "monster" inspired by Byron. But instead of a petulant man-child, it's a himbo d-bag. Both fit, I think.
The decomposing hands were a nice touch.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The decomposing hands were a nice touch.
Another 5-Star review for "The Vampires of 1863"!
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December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Another 5-Star review for "The Vampires of 1863"!
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Two books in the series are out and one prequel. Kick-ass vampire adventures just in time for the hollandaise! Available everywhere you like to buy your books!
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Two books in the series are out and one prequel. Kick-ass vampire adventures just in time for the hollandaise! Available everywhere you like to buy your books!
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Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
Great books and supporting small businesses!
It’s Small Business Saturday! All the things are on sale now through Cyber Monday at hornedlarkpress.com/our-books/
COYOTE RUN is also on sale in Ebook for $1.99 in North America. Grab a lil’ something to read for your peeps!
COYOTE RUN is also on sale in Ebook for $1.99 in North America. Grab a lil’ something to read for your peeps!
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Great books and supporting small businesses!
I'm not sure why there are upside down.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm not sure why there are upside down.
At Chez Celi, we have fun with our Nativity decorations.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
At Chez Celi, we have fun with our Nativity decorations.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Cooper Troopers in the USA!
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Cooper Troopers in the USA!
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I have committed bloggery, a rare event, because a novelette that’s been out of print has been resurrected, mostly, even revised and expanded: kevinhearne.com/the-new-old-...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have committed bloggery, a rare event, because a novelette that’s been out of print has been resurrected, mostly, even revised and expanded: kevinhearne.com/the-new-old-...
This makes me so happy.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This makes me so happy.
Vampire Urban Fantasy with a kickass female protagonist, a wee romantic arc, and a cool dog. "The Unlife of Lisa Cooper" delivers vampire adventure with an exciting mix of action, fangs, and heart.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Vampire Urban Fantasy with a kickass female protagonist, a wee romantic arc, and a cool dog. "The Unlife of Lisa Cooper" delivers vampire adventure with an exciting mix of action, fangs, and heart.
a.co/d/6Z6v1X8
a.co/d/6Z6v1X8
The Unlife of Lisa Cooper series made the list in Winter 2025 Reads!
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❄️ Winter 2025 Reads — From Ashley & Griffin
A Heavy Crown Reads Recommendation Post: Books that Stay, Stories that Signal
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November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Unlife of Lisa Cooper series made the list in Winter 2025 Reads!
www.heavycrownpress.com/p/winter-202...
www.heavycrownpress.com/p/winter-202...
And then Trump started wearing turtlenecks? I don't even know what's happening now, but go Mamdani!
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And then Trump started wearing turtlenecks? I don't even know what's happening now, but go Mamdani!
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Are you mad at billionaires? Me, too. That's why I wrote this book about punishing them in inventive ways.
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Are you mad at billionaires? Me, too. That's why I wrote this book about punishing them in inventive ways.
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
Guess why it's called Guillotine.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
Awesome calendar from @hornedlarkpress.com !
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Awesome calendar from @hornedlarkpress.com !