Jonathan Keller
@jkeller5.bsky.social
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
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Man, even Mike knows Tua sucks
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Man, even Mike knows Tua sucks
Update: Thirty-Five years of this commercial! 🍻🎄
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Update: Thirty-Five years of this commercial! 🍻🎄
Us: Why does McDaniel call for so many passes behind the line of scrimmage?
Tua:
Tua:
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Us: Why does McDaniel call for so many passes behind the line of scrimmage?
Tua:
Tua:
Our QB is
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Our QB is
That throw from Tua to Waller was a water balloon
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
That throw from Tua to Waller was a water balloon
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Zeek Biggers Statement Game
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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When you watch the Achane TD run, check out the “effort” by the Saints CB #1.
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When you watch the Achane TD run, check out the “effort” by the Saints CB #1.
Can she say “ball security will be at a premium today”? Like, quickly?
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can she say “ball security will be at a premium today”? Like, quickly?
This will not be the first time that the University of Miami gets snubbed, nor will it be the most egregious. In 1988, 1990, in 2000, the Canes were clearly the best team in the country. None of the three even played for the national championship, even though they were Dogwalk the eventual winners.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This will not be the first time that the University of Miami gets snubbed, nor will it be the most egregious. In 1988, 1990, in 2000, the Canes were clearly the best team in the country. None of the three even played for the national championship, even though they were Dogwalk the eventual winners.
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Don’t get me wrong I have loved every minute of football I’ve watched the past two days but there were not nearly enough upsets on this rivalry weekend for my liking. Thank god Cal gave us SOMETHING
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Don’t get me wrong I have loved every minute of football I’ve watched the past two days but there were not nearly enough upsets on this rivalry weekend for my liking. Thank god Cal gave us SOMETHING
The only team that Miami needed to win, ACC or ranking-wise, was your California Golden Bears
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The only team that Miami needed to win, ACC or ranking-wise, was your California Golden Bears
Every Cal fan (all 6 of us) know how this game is going to end
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every Cal fan (all 6 of us) know how this game is going to end
Brendan Sorsby is my 1st round draft pick.
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Brendan Sorsby is my 1st round draft pick.
Anyone mind if the FSU/UF game just goes running clock from here on out. I mean, THIS is where our tax dollars are going?
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Anyone mind if the FSU/UF game just goes running clock from here on out. I mean, THIS is where our tax dollars are going?
I was not familiar with Kansas’ uniform game.
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media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was not familiar with Kansas’ uniform game.
Douche or No Douche?
NFL announcers telling how many seconds are left instead of the minutes and seconds.
NFL announcers telling how many seconds are left instead of the minutes and seconds.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Douche or No Douche?
NFL announcers telling how many seconds are left instead of the minutes and seconds.
NFL announcers telling how many seconds are left instead of the minutes and seconds.
I hope Boogie Fland’s middle name is “Wonder”
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I hope Boogie Fland’s middle name is “Wonder”
Kinda wished Jack played “Something Tells Me We Are Gonna Be Friends”. Alas
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Kinda wished Jack played “Something Tells Me We Are Gonna Be Friends”. Alas
Jack White is kicking ass! And if it makes the Anti-Bad Bunny MAGA crowd happy, I can’t understand a word Jack’s saying.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jack White is kicking ass! And if it makes the Anti-Bad Bunny MAGA crowd happy, I can’t understand a word Jack’s saying.
Drinkwitz is what we called AEPi’s biggest partier.
NEWS: Missouri head coach Eli Drinkwitz has agreed to a contract extension that will pay him an average of $10.75 million per season, the school announced Thursday.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Drinkwitz is what we called AEPi’s biggest partier.
You know how washed I am? I’ve been watching the Dallas/Philly game from last Sunday on NFL Network thinking it’s a live game. And I was thinking that Dallas going down 21-0 two weeks in a row was a crazy coincidence.
Someone call the nurse. 👴🏼
Someone call the nurse. 👴🏼
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You know how washed I am? I’ve been watching the Dallas/Philly game from last Sunday on NFL Network thinking it’s a live game. And I was thinking that Dallas going down 21-0 two weeks in a row was a crazy coincidence.
Someone call the nurse. 👴🏼
Someone call the nurse. 👴🏼
That was a tough loss for the Panthers. “Un-Pantherlike”, Goldie
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That was a tough loss for the Panthers. “Un-Pantherlike”, Goldie
Perhaps this was a stupid skeet
Ever since the night of the 2019 NBA Draft, I’ve argued with just about everyone who advocated for trading Tyler Herro. I didn’t think it made any sense. Today, I can say it makes no sense to not trade Tyler Herro. The Heat may not be a complete team, but what he has to offer we don’t need.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Perhaps this was a stupid skeet