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Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

get reuben Bain or david bailey on my team tomorrow

November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

amongst the list of complaints I have about the offense currently, I sometimes wish andy reid built more PI into the offense, but if he feels that watching that garbage is unbecoming, I at least agree

these are my sour grapes

November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

grown man route

November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

PUNT TO WIN

November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

YEAH TRAV

November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

YEAH PAT

November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

welcome back pop!

November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

STONE COLD

November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

ZOOOOOOM

November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

HELL YEAH SPAGS

November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

oh hey chiefs, let's get a win today

November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

12:15, time for sangria

November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM

Reposted by Jason Ringer

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL

@edsbs.bsky.social

Needed “As” into “Another Star” to wake up for breakfast shift this morning, it worked

November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM

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A K

@aklingus.bsky.social

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

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Funny-Presence4228
LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party
Food & Drink
I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this.
The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better.
Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often.
Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess.
Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

I was just thinking earlier today, man it's been a minute since someone got chotiner'd, hope we get one soon, and man the universe provided

November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

imo this fucking rules youtu.be/RoUWq4JQcKI?...

The Bahamas Movie

YouTube video by BoilerBall

youtu.be

November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM

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The Onion

@theonion.com

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM

Jason Ringer

@jjringer.bsky.social

this was great. I love Chris Jones so much

Seth Keysor @realmnchiefsfan.bsky.social · 3d

Chris Jones and Arrowhead Stadium saved the Chiefs' season.

I wrote about one of the most special moments I've witnessed live at a Chiefs game; The defiance of Jones and the crowd in the face of a lost season.

It was incredible.

mnchiefsfan.substack.com/p/watching-a...