JZ
@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social
TSLAQ OG and waiting for the FO stage for about 10 years but not sure if it will happen anymore. Here because zuck is also a loser.
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JZ
@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social
· Sep 22
I love how republicans act like autism is a disease that needs solving. Why because they don’t live their life like you? Of course some severe cases are hard for them to live their life in our society but that is our societies problem not theirs! Fuck RFK jr. and Trump but that goes without saying.
Wait…. we can seize boats now?
🚨*US SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wait…. we can seize boats now?
Here we go again, love to hear how this is good for baseball long term and even short term
Quick words on the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz, the best closer in the game. dodgersdigest.com/2025/12/09/d... @dodgersdigest.bsky.social
Dodgers sign closer Edwin Diaz to 3-year, $69 million deal; watch world burn - Dodgers Digest
(via) Good morning, Dodger fans. Closer Edwin Díaz's deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers is for th
dodgersdigest.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Here we go again, love to hear how this is good for baseball long term and even short term
Lmao
I'm dying...
"Been bragging to my dad about how good 14.2.1 FSD is. First time out... Turns out it backed into the corner of his truck (which was stationary)."
"Really surprised me. Considering we're 3 weeks away from unsupervised FSD in Austin Robotaxis."
$TSLA $TSLAQ
"Been bragging to my dad about how good 14.2.1 FSD is. First time out... Turns out it backed into the corner of his truck (which was stationary)."
"Really surprised me. Considering we're 3 weeks away from unsupervised FSD in Austin Robotaxis."
$TSLA $TSLAQ
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Lmao
Moving so going threw the ole packer box tonight
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Moving so going threw the ole packer box tonight
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Elon wants to dump his (2nd) biggest bag
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December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Elon wants to dump his (2nd) biggest bag
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After a brief moment thinking used car values would go up due to lack of credits on new models the market realizes these cars blow. On the bright side Elon accomplished having on average the cheapest brand!
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
After a brief moment thinking used car values would go up due to lack of credits on new models the market realizes these cars blow. On the bright side Elon accomplished having on average the cheapest brand!
Should help resale value
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Should help resale value
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4 INTERCEPTION GAME FOR SULLEY THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
4 INTERCEPTION GAME FOR SULLEY THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
Lmao
Consumer Reports ranks Teslas as the least reliable used cars. "The best of the worst [ten] was Chevrolet at a score of 40. But Tesla makes that failing grade seem respectable with its absolute rock bottom rating of 31, trailing Jeep by just one point.” futurism.com/advanced-tra...
Old Teslas Are Falling Apart
On Consumer Reports' latest ranking of used car reliability, Tesla came in dead last with a rating not even half of the top placed brand.
futurism.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lmao
This should help inflation tame, fed should cut rates 🤣
DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCED THAT THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE FARMERS AID OF $12 BILLION. 🌱💰
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This should help inflation tame, fed should cut rates 🤣
Collinsworth catching strays but I think he is good. My hot take: Everyone likes to pick on him because it is the fun thing to do.
Tom Brady has not gotten better in the booth. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Collinsworth catching strays but I think he is good. My hot take: Everyone likes to pick on him because it is the fun thing to do.
🤣 dude can’t remember even a few hypes in a row
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
🤣 dude can’t remember even a few hypes in a row
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Worth a trillion for sure
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Worth a trillion for sure
🤣 wait a second
*TRUMP SET TO UNVEIL $12 BLN AID FOR FARMERS HIT BY TARIFFS
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
🤣 wait a second
And the badgers….oh wait
Notre Dame joins Iowa State and Kansas State and says no to a bowl. I couldn't be happier that teams are rejecting bowls. They have long been one of sports' biggest scams.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
And the badgers….oh wait
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He’s social media team is great….but he sucks
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He’s social media team is great….but he sucks
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What the fuck when did they start asking good questions and then following up with more questions? is this guy going to get fired or something
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What the fuck when did they start asking good questions and then following up with more questions? is this guy going to get fired or something
Yet so confused why the admin is trying to get babies sick
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yet so confused why the admin is trying to get babies sick
Lmao robotaxis when?
Scoop: NHTSA has received at least 30 more complaints of Tesla's FSD software running red lights and crossing lane markers since it opened a probe into these incidents in October.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/05/f...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/05/f...
Feds find more complaints of Tesla's FSD running red lights and crossing lanes | TechCrunch
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has identified at least 80 incidents.
techcrunch.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lmao robotaxis when?
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It's ridiculous that a fake asset, bitcoin, moves stocks so much
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's ridiculous that a fake asset, bitcoin, moves stocks so much
He cited North Korea in his argument…….woof
Why are the richest people the biggest heartless dicks to the people in desperate circumstances?
You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”
I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”
I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He cited North Korea in his argument…….woof