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Jim Harris

@jimharrisforreal.bsky.social

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Old Newspaper Editor. Closet Canadian. Have world N/A beers imported from Ontario. I eat your team in Rotisserie League. My mean wife likes beating me, and at Wordle. My grandsons are hostages. HE’S A FUCKING FELON. I apologize; I can be profane.

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Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 4h

Ari or Zohran?
YES

Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 4h

TL; DC.
(Too late, don’t care)

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A Republic If You Can Keep It @arepublicif.bsky.social · 9h

Dear #NYC #NJ #Virginia

Vote in a way that will turn their bowels to water.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

#ElectionDay #ElectionDay2025

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 7h

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Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 4h

a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in front of a wall .

ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in front of a wall .

media.tenor.com

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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 5h

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Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 4h

May his children someday—not today—see their father on South Park. And understand him for who he is.

Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 5h

Dick Cheney—morta.

May it be a dry run for Satan. The list is long; perhaps this could be the ouverture.
Sure would solve Usha’s Erika problem …

Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 5h

… the welcome at his best son’s and dream girl’s house must be SO forced … maybe that’s why she’s cut the antisemite entirely out—not just that he’s a child rapist she doesn’t want around her daughters …

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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 6h

Ever notice for a guy who claims to be a friend to Jews, Trump sure calls Jewish people "stupid," "disloyal," and "ungrateful" a lot?🤔

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7h

Ogles too

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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 1d

Living in post-racial America is really a lot sometimes.

#Satire

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Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 6h

… because one of the three posting MUST become a Dodger. But probably not Murakami—can’t play first, can’t DH, shouldn’t try 3B …

Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 17h

BULLETIN:
Marx was born in 1818. Had he come out of the womb quoting The Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital, the economic and social (NOT political, asshole [too bad you never went to class, fuckin nepo]) theories, the idea would be 207.

But of course, with you it’s ALWAYS exaggerated.

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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 1d

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Enough @enuffsenuff.bsky.social · 1d

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Jim Harris @jimharrisforreal.bsky.social · 17h

Too horny / too stupid to hide it.
We don’t need Charlie Cale, the great Lieutenant Columbo or even the brilliant FBI criminologist Kashyap Patel to figure this out.

Usha should cut his nuts off and feed em to the squirrels.

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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think the tweezers will fix this one

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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 1d

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 1d

Also this would certainly help to ameliorate the current housing crisis in the city

(PS: No one's moving)

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

New York Post headline:

Nearly a million New
Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor
- possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 19h

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21h

Someone needs to stitch together an ad with clips of Leavitt's comment that the president is focused on the Epstein Ballroom and the "Great Gatsby" party he threw there interspersed with news reports about SNAP drying up and government workers going unpaid.

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D.M. Fox @dmfox.bsky.social · 1d

I’m still processing what was the most eventful 30 hours of my six decades of baseball fandom.
A newsletter will be forthcoming when I’ve organized my thoughts about it, and how it relates to the Blue Jays farm system.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 19h

Some of the people in this story are criminals. The others are in boats. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-targ...

Trump’s Targeting of ‘Narcoterrorists’ Is a Crime in Itself

Shoot first, ask questions when?

www.thebulwark.com

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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 1d

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