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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 14m

youtu.be/FT0DAxugxbA youtu.be/EHrc8HNb0zY
i understand jeff's hat quest now

American dad - Jeff lost his hat

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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 3h

throwing pieces of cheese on babies to confuse them into not crying was never funny

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 3h

The next Madoka movie is in February 2026 I can make it

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 4h

I dont wanna never be able to see my nephew again if i 🏳️‍⚧️ come out again and babies like my face the way it is anyway. everybody is nice to me.

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 4h

And lately i put Jimbo in my assignments and go back and change it later before submitting nyehheheh >:D

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 4h

no but there are definitely loopholes i use to get people to say jeff or jimbo its fun >:)

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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 5h

x.com/beaversteeve... the author of this book seemingly thinking that most people like their name and can be manipulated if you just say it is kinda funny to me. I'm immune, bucko! You'd only piss me off if you tried this.

Steve the Beaver on X: "I was confused when the new intern said my name 10 times in the span of a 2 minute conversation, then I saw this on his desk: https://t.co/mpeywN4hZE" / X

I was confused when the new intern said my name 10 times in the span of a 2 minute conversation, then I saw this on his desk: https://t.co/mpeywN4hZE

x.com

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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 7h

the mall is where u go to eat a pretzel, figure put what clothing it is you're looking for, be disappointed by it not being there, and order it from ebay on ur phone

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like my head doesn't match my favorite outfit so i ordered a black and white Cookies hat. maybe that will fix it.

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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

I just realized i got a big nose compared to other girls which increases my chances of being able to sound remotely like Zach Hadel, owner of the funniest voice alive

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