Ennui the People
@jimbobruno1.bsky.social
Artist and horror lover who cares about the NO Saints a little too much.
He/Him
Miserable pile of secrets
He/Him
Miserable pile of secrets
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
As a southerner who typically hates actors doing Foghorn Leghorn voice, this actually tracks. Lmao
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a southerner who typically hates actors doing Foghorn Leghorn voice, this actually tracks. Lmao
Sometimes it feels like the mortar in the walls you've put up fails and it all comes rushing in despite all of the hard work you've put in building and you either go with the torrent and hope you aren't dashed against the rocks or you just let it fill your lungs and drown.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sometimes it feels like the mortar in the walls you've put up fails and it all comes rushing in despite all of the hard work you've put in building and you either go with the torrent and hope you aren't dashed against the rocks or you just let it fill your lungs and drown.
@neworleanssaints.bsky.social When the team's only dedicated strategy seems to be actively pursuing sex predators (loaning PR to shield pedo priests, Winston, Granderson, Watson, Tucker) it might be time to roach bomb the whole house. I'm so disgusted and embarrassed to be a fan of this team.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
@neworleanssaints.bsky.social When the team's only dedicated strategy seems to be actively pursuing sex predators (loaning PR to shield pedo priests, Winston, Granderson, Watson, Tucker) it might be time to roach bomb the whole house. I'm so disgusted and embarrassed to be a fan of this team.
I wish I could say I feel grateful that I was alive back when the internet was useful and hopeful and felt like magic but seeing what it's become just makes that knowledge feel cursed.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I wish I could say I feel grateful that I was alive back when the internet was useful and hopeful and felt like magic but seeing what it's become just makes that knowledge feel cursed.
I'd like to be able to engage with one fucking thing to distract me from the horrors without having to also feel like garbage about the fucking thing because it's *actively engaging with the horrors.* FUCK
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'd like to be able to engage with one fucking thing to distract me from the horrors without having to also feel like garbage about the fucking thing because it's *actively engaging with the horrors.* FUCK
Benson and lending the PR firm to the pedo church. Helping Jameis launder his image. Tried to sign Watson. Tried to help Gruden launder his image. Granderson. Now this. Can't ignore it anymore. Saints are run by fucking scumbags and it breaks my heart.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Benson and lending the PR firm to the pedo church. Helping Jameis launder his image. Tried to sign Watson. Tried to help Gruden launder his image. Granderson. Now this. Can't ignore it anymore. Saints are run by fucking scumbags and it breaks my heart.
Fuck Kellen Moore. I'm done.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fuck Kellen Moore. I'm done.
I gotta figure out a way to cure my internet addiction. Everyone is stupid and it's making me mad.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I gotta figure out a way to cure my internet addiction. Everyone is stupid and it's making me mad.
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
Absolutely the fuck not:
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Absolutely the fuck not:
Worst part of this is where he says "Yo I'm dead" and then, unfortunately, that's not true.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Worst part of this is where he says "Yo I'm dead" and then, unfortunately, that's not true.
Taysom Hill is a really fun player to watch. I am never going to understand why it became so trendy to hate him. Oh it's stupid fantasy shit isn't it? Of course it is.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Taysom Hill is a really fun player to watch. I am never going to understand why it became so trendy to hate him. Oh it's stupid fantasy shit isn't it? Of course it is.
NFC South is truly worthless.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
NFC South is truly worthless.
Going forward I do not want to hear anything about RFK jr. unless it's his resignation or obit. This shit is causing me psychic damage.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Going forward I do not want to hear anything about RFK jr. unless it's his resignation or obit. This shit is causing me psychic damage.
Leaving Baker in to throw a pointless hail Mary at the end of the half when he was very obviously already fucked up seems downright negligent.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Leaving Baker in to throw a pointless hail Mary at the end of the half when he was very obviously already fucked up seems downright negligent.
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Me casually rolling the critter ball from Critters 2 at this group, saving the world in a very enjoyable way.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me casually rolling the critter ball from Critters 2 at this group, saving the world in a very enjoyable way.
This looks like bad CGI lmao
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This looks like bad CGI lmao
Wow talk about hustle. He was getting *devoured* on those blocks and still went down and made the play.
Me eating salads and drinking only water all week on my way to Cajun Turkey, Brisket, Crawfish stuffing, Mac and cheese and banana pudding on Thursday.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wow talk about hustle. He was getting *devoured* on those blocks and still went down and made the play.
It's so jarring to watch the Saints play for 3 hours on Sunday and then put the Rams on and you get jump-scared because you forgot what competent football looks like.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's so jarring to watch the Saints play for 3 hours on Sunday and then put the Rams on and you get jump-scared because you forgot what competent football looks like.
Davante Adams goal line receiver thing is so fucking funny man.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Davante Adams goal line receiver thing is so fucking funny man.
They need to make a new Wipeout game for modern consoles.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They need to make a new Wipeout game for modern consoles.
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
And she leaves with a *lifetime pension.* It's all such a fucking scam.
Marjorie Taylor Greene came into Congress in 2021 worth about $700K.
She’ll leave in 2026 worth around $25M.
Congress is literally just a giant insider-trading scheme.
She’ll leave in 2026 worth around $25M.
Congress is literally just a giant insider-trading scheme.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
And she leaves with a *lifetime pension.* It's all such a fucking scam.