Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
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Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Quick! While they’re distracted, let’s start the war on Christmas!
I need protein. There's protein under there.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I need protein. There's protein under there.
I'm surprised it's this low, honestly.
It takes from the last year. I must have held back some thoughts.
It takes from the last year. I must have held back some thoughts.
@jikei723.bsky.social has swears! They've used 584 profanities in their last 4,608 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (195 times)
🥈 "fuck" (96 times)
🥉 "shit" (68 times)
🥇 "fucking" (195 times)
🥈 "fuck" (96 times)
🥉 "shit" (68 times)
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm surprised it's this low, honestly.
It takes from the last year. I must have held back some thoughts.
It takes from the last year. I must have held back some thoughts.
Haven for me, but not for thee.
Acting US Attorney Alina Habba: "There were individuals that were saying this should be a safe harbor. A safe haven. Why? America is America because we protect our own. We don't allow this to happen. So when you say 'we,' I want to be very clear, it is not the Trump admin. It was the Biden admin."
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Haven for me, but not for thee.
Reposted by Crystal
Hernandez was sentenced to 45 years for trafficking cocaine to the United States. Instead of blowing up his boat, Trump is giving him a pardon.
Trump says he plans to pardon former Honduran President Hernandez for 2024 drug trafficking sentence
President Donald Trump said Friday that he will be pardoning former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who in 2024 was convicted for drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 ye...
apnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hernandez was sentenced to 45 years for trafficking cocaine to the United States. Instead of blowing up his boat, Trump is giving him a pardon.
@profanity.accountant tell me what's up. Please. Because I swear, but I'm polite.
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@profanity.accountant tell me what's up. Please. Because I swear, but I'm polite.
Gremlin is gremlining and I'm considering getting on a city bus and just seeing where it takes me.
#TooOldForThis
#TooOldForThis
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gremlin is gremlining and I'm considering getting on a city bus and just seeing where it takes me.
#TooOldForThis
#TooOldForThis
Hung my two ornaments that I'm afraid to put on my tree with a Gremlin in my home on the shelf over my bed. 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hung my two ornaments that I'm afraid to put on my tree with a Gremlin in my home on the shelf over my bed. 🤣
It’s dangerous to go alone…take this.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone…take this.
Was looking for something on my phone. Didn't find it. But I found this - screenshot from January 3.
How's this working out?
How's this working out?
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Was looking for something on my phone. Didn't find it. But I found this - screenshot from January 3.
How's this working out?
How's this working out?
Ok. I'm done ranting about that place.
I wouldn't be as pissed off if I hadn't seen Curt's comment. It's not like I don't know who he is. It just hurts me every fucking time. 💔
I wouldn't be as pissed off if I hadn't seen Curt's comment. It's not like I don't know who he is. It just hurts me every fucking time. 💔
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Ok. I'm done ranting about that place.
I wouldn't be as pissed off if I hadn't seen Curt's comment. It's not like I don't know who he is. It just hurts me every fucking time. 💔
I wouldn't be as pissed off if I hadn't seen Curt's comment. It's not like I don't know who he is. It just hurts me every fucking time. 💔
My hometown has a social media post going around: assault committed, suspect is on foot, *gasp* Black.
The racism in the comments. 😒
The top comment: my fucking dad
The racism in the comments. 😒
The top comment: my fucking dad
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My hometown has a social media post going around: assault committed, suspect is on foot, *gasp* Black.
The racism in the comments. 😒
The top comment: my fucking dad
The racism in the comments. 😒
The top comment: my fucking dad
These things are cool af. I want a set of my own 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
These things are cool af. I want a set of my own 🤣
It's Saturday! 📺
Post an animated Holiday television special/movie you love.
Post an animated Holiday television special/movie you love.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's Saturday! 📺
Post an animated Holiday television special/movie you love.
Post an animated Holiday television special/movie you love.
This is why I sit in the front row. He doesn't sit. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is why I sit in the front row. He doesn't sit. 🤣
17 & I are the Goblin to the movie theater.
He's so excited.
He's so excited.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
17 & I are the Goblin to the movie theater.
He's so excited.
He's so excited.
These data center propaganda commercials are wild.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
These data center propaganda commercials are wild.
I wish fruit had more protein.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I wish fruit had more protein.
I bought satin sheets. I may end up on the floor.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I bought satin sheets. I may end up on the floor.
The days has not, in fact, been slow.
I will be drinking at 6. You've been warned.
I will be drinking at 6. You've been warned.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The days has not, in fact, been slow.
I will be drinking at 6. You've been warned.
I will be drinking at 6. You've been warned.
If you have today off, you should take food or coffee to someone who doesn't.
I like oat milk.
I like oat milk.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you have today off, you should take food or coffee to someone who doesn't.
I like oat milk.
I like oat milk.
Plants have been rescued. It's a lot colder than I thought it was.
Stupid winter.
Stupid winter.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Plants have been rescued. It's a lot colder than I thought it was.
Stupid winter.
Stupid winter.