The /s should always be assumed.
1. I am a genius
2. My knee feels better.
3. That's probably because I can't feel any of my limbs.
1. I am a genius
2. My knee feels better.
3. That's probably because I can't feel any of my limbs.
A lot
I'm shook.
I hate people.
A lot
I'm shook.
I hate people.
I don't want to move. At all.
This is a problem.
I don't want to move. At all.
This is a problem.
Real time saver.
Real time saver.
My phone starts blowing up.
"Mtg.."
Hang on. Gotta charge my phone and refill my wine. Brb.
My phone starts blowing up.
"Mtg.."
Hang on. Gotta charge my phone and refill my wine. Brb.
Pizza. Squash. Ladders.
Pizza. Squash. Ladders.
The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
Honorable mention: Die Hard
Honorable mention: Die Hard
They're also mandated reporters.
They're also mandated reporters.