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Crystal
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Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️‍🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
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Quick! While they’re distracted, let’s start the war on Christmas!
This is brutal.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Time for my two hour tune out.

#LetsGoDuke
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Crystal
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The vibe I bring to any function.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I used the infused butter for some cinnamon toast.
1. I am a genius
2. My knee feels better.
3. That's probably because I can't feel any of my limbs.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Doing my part 😆
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I had to. Goats. Jokes. It wasn't optional.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My grandson's bus stop is across the street from the EIU football stadium 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Go EIU!
😆
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And with the news article and follow up I just got, I'm going to drink.

A lot

I'm shook.

I hate people.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I need groceries. 17 needs a toothbrush for convention by 6 am.
I don't want to move. At all.
This is a problem.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Guess I know everything I need to know now.

Real time saver.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mr. Finnegan has some thoughts on those 28 points.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Watching the game.
My phone starts blowing up.
"Mtg.."
Hang on. Gotta charge my phone and refill my wine. Brb.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Are they going to talk about the game? 🤣
Pizza. Squash. Ladders.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
These Niagara kids, man. They're trying.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Boeheim. 🤣
17 & I are convinced that one of those announcers (not sure which it is) is tipsy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
17 & I are convinced that one of those announcers (not sure which it is) is tipsy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Um. Key west is exotic, right?

The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I made the joke about the kid talking about that block for the rest of his life a full 45 seconds before he did. I'm entitled to compensation.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by. 🎄

Honorable mention: Die Hard
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Damn you @konthebeach.bsky.social I'm eating a Trader Joe's hashbrown at 9 pm. It's not the same but it's the best I could do. I blame you.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
apart from these being female dominated fields.
They're also mandated reporters.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM