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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
I thought this movie would be......more interesting.
The Byron quote at the end of Frankenstein sent me over the edge.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I thought this movie would be......more interesting.
The Byron quote at the end of Frankenstein sent me over the edge.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Byron quote at the end of Frankenstein sent me over the edge.
ONE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! Only like 23 more to deal with
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ONE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! Only like 23 more to deal with
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Hey Portland, dash off a quick message to your councilors ASAP denouncing Mayor Weasel Wilson’s lying Nazi email
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey Portland, dash off a quick message to your councilors ASAP denouncing Mayor Weasel Wilson’s lying Nazi email
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it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.
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it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
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can someone make this a magnet and put it on schumer's car like the cart narc guy
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
can someone make this a magnet and put it on schumer's car like the cart narc guy
The last Ferrari IG post is all responses telling Elkann to shut up and respect the drivers and people calling for him to be ousted. Good job dude.
Elkann telling two of the most well liked drivers across the fans and teams to stfu is not going to play out the way he thinks.
Some striking words from Ferrari chairman John Elkann, who has encouraged his F1 drivers to "focus on driving and talk less."
www.planetf1.com/news/ferrari...
www.planetf1.com/news/ferrari...
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The last Ferrari IG post is all responses telling Elkann to shut up and respect the drivers and people calling for him to be ousted. Good job dude.
Elkann telling two of the most well liked drivers across the fans and teams to stfu is not going to play out the way he thinks.
Some striking words from Ferrari chairman John Elkann, who has encouraged his F1 drivers to "focus on driving and talk less."
www.planetf1.com/news/ferrari...
www.planetf1.com/news/ferrari...
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Elkann telling two of the most well liked drivers across the fans and teams to stfu is not going to play out the way he thinks.
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Bitch please a lot of Americans barely even remember Jan 6th
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bitch please a lot of Americans barely even remember Jan 6th
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Sorry, the only answer is to burn it all down
July 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sorry, the only answer is to burn it all down
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Our amendment doesn’t cut those things.
Mayor Wilson could’ve called me to clarify and ask questions before blasting us in a newsletter, but of course he has to find a scapegoat when he doesn’t magically end homelessness on 12/1 by warehousing people.
Looking forward to clarifying this tomorrow.
Mayor Wilson could’ve called me to clarify and ask questions before blasting us in a newsletter, but of course he has to find a scapegoat when he doesn’t magically end homelessness on 12/1 by warehousing people.
Looking forward to clarifying this tomorrow.
The Impact Reduction Program also provides trash abatement, which is essential in maintaining clean, walkable sidewalks for all Portlanders. We shouldn‘t cut their budget.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Our amendment doesn’t cut those things.
Mayor Wilson could’ve called me to clarify and ask questions before blasting us in a newsletter, but of course he has to find a scapegoat when he doesn’t magically end homelessness on 12/1 by warehousing people.
Looking forward to clarifying this tomorrow.
Mayor Wilson could’ve called me to clarify and ask questions before blasting us in a newsletter, but of course he has to find a scapegoat when he doesn’t magically end homelessness on 12/1 by warehousing people.
Looking forward to clarifying this tomorrow.
The Dems shouldn't exist for anyone after this and fuck every single one of you vote blue no matter who cowards
Under Schumer's leadership, eight Democrats (Cortez Masto, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, & Shaheen) joined the Republicans in moving forward a bill to reopen the government without ACA subsidies—Dems' stated key aim—or any other real concessions from the status before the shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Dems shouldn't exist for anyone after this and fuck every single one of you vote blue no matter who cowards
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The vote to reopen the government with no deal on health care is a brutal blow to all those who have stood together to save affordable health care for more than 20 million Americans.
I will vote ‘NO’ with every fiber of my being.
www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-voti...
I will vote ‘NO’ with every fiber of my being.
www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-voti...
Merkley: Voting No with Every Fiber of My Being - Merkley
Washington, D.C. — Oregon’s U.S. Senator Jeff Merkley issued the following statement announcing he is voting against the bill that funds the government but does not extend the Affordable Care Act’s en...
www.merkley.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The vote to reopen the government with no deal on health care is a brutal blow to all those who have stood together to save affordable health care for more than 20 million Americans.
I will vote ‘NO’ with every fiber of my being.
www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-voti...
I will vote ‘NO’ with every fiber of my being.
www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-voti...
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Let's not call these people moderates; they are collaborating with fascists and took a vote - took an actual, active action - that will strip healthcare from millions. They voted *with* Republicans against the ACA, against Obamacare. Whatever technical excuses they have, that's the bottom line
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Let's not call these people moderates; they are collaborating with fascists and took a vote - took an actual, active action - that will strip healthcare from millions. They voted *with* Republicans against the ACA, against Obamacare. Whatever technical excuses they have, that's the bottom line
The Dems absolutely have an opportunity to let the Republicans fall on their own swords, and they're going to throw it away for.....a promise?
Again @schumer.senate.gov is this an embarrassment kink? Do you like getting publicly fucked?
Again @schumer.senate.gov is this an embarrassment kink? Do you like getting publicly fucked?
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Dems absolutely have an opportunity to let the Republicans fall on their own swords, and they're going to throw it away for.....a promise?
Again @schumer.senate.gov is this an embarrassment kink? Do you like getting publicly fucked?
Again @schumer.senate.gov is this an embarrassment kink? Do you like getting publicly fucked?
After retirements, maternity leaves, and an obscene amount of injuries, it's truly amazing how far the Thorns have gotten this season.
A closer look at the Semifinals matchups 🔍
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Orlando Pride 🆚 Gotham FC
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November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
After retirements, maternity leaves, and an obscene amount of injuries, it's truly amazing how far the Thorns have gotten this season.
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Moultrie + Turner = Portland up, 1–0, over San Diego in the first extra time period of the final quarterfinal match of the the NWSL playoffs.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Moultrie + Turner = Portland up, 1–0, over San Diego in the first extra time period of the final quarterfinal match of the the NWSL playoffs.
Its that time of year where I need people with long hair to tell me how they are wearing it down and keeping it from getting tangled in the back by coats and scarves. Dont just tell me to braid it or put it in a bun. Im executing LOOKS this season and loose hair is part of some of these LOOKS.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Its that time of year where I need people with long hair to tell me how they are wearing it down and keeping it from getting tangled in the back by coats and scarves. Dont just tell me to braid it or put it in a bun. Im executing LOOKS this season and loose hair is part of some of these LOOKS.
Even I have to give to Max. That was an insane race
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Even I have to give to Max. That was an insane race
Insane composure from Kimi for so many laps
Kimi defending a podium position from Max is nothing I would have predicted at the beginning of the season
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Insane composure from Kimi for so many laps
Kimi defending a podium position from Max is nothing I would have predicted at the beginning of the season
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Kimi defending a podium position from Max is nothing I would have predicted at the beginning of the season
Oh man, a "nothing to lose" radio message should send chills down the Merc spines
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh man, a "nothing to lose" radio message should send chills down the Merc spines