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J
@jesibeans.bsky.social
paints, writes, yells about stupid shit. Work-in-progress. 30s

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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
Quoting @majima.club

"It's like she's finally a cat or something!"
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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A sphinx whose forgotten all the riddles
July 15, 2023 at 4:43 AM
So frustrated but I will be off for PTO and it will rule ♡
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I’ve used this in vet med to get IV catheter tape off fur and it SLAPS. Time saved, stickiness reduced, and everyone is happier about it.
Hospital tip! But a spray can of this stuff nuts like $20 on amz. If you’ve got some strong adhesive to remove, especially on sensitive skin, saturate it with this stuff and wait a minute. The tape will just peel off like magic.
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm at a loss of words for just how incredibly vapid he is.
The wealthiest person in the world says you shouldn’t give away money because in the future everyone will be rich
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I really liked anime and bought those how to draw books and just kept doing it. Helped i didnt like socializing much. Writing was just starting out with self insert fics and reading and eventually just making my own stuff.
With all this awful news going on i wanna ask this question once again to fellow artists and general creatives. What got YOU into art? what sparked that motivation to start writing? what made you wanna pick up a camera and start taking pics? Like share with us your reasons.
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Jesus Fucking Christ can my poor baby son never catch a break? He’s relapsed AGAIN. This time we are gonna add a second semi-experimental retroviral that’s still undergoing testing because apparently he may be GS resistant 🫠

If you can, please help or share. Sharing is even better almost.
Donate to Chub vs. FIP - Round 3: FIGHT!, organized by Natalie Burton
Have you heard of Corporal “Fritters” Chub? He’s a loving foster uncle to every kitten w… Natalie Burton needs your support for Chub vs. FIP - Round 3: FIGHT!
gofund.me
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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In regards to the news of Mozilla’s new CEO wanting to cram AI into Firefox and strip ad blocking out, I once again trot out this banger of a post
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women: Australian, stronger than me, and know what they're doing
guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Delighted to see the cast of Digital Circus did a D&D campaign entirely in character
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Lrs ah my favorite genre of posts: dipshits complaining about substitutions that are nowhere near comparable to the original
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs

It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Pssst hey wanna read a story FOR FREE that was 100% human written? I’m trying something new that’ll get YOU free original books and ME possibly paid a little so here’s a whole-ass 15K word horror novella for your enjoyment. It was originally in an anthology!

www.inkitt.com/stories/1614...
Last Breath - Free Novelette by Vic Byrne
Fifteen years earlier, Della fled Little Dove Swamp after never developing the magic that ran in her family, resigning herself to a normal life selling crystals and ghost stories in New Orleans. ...
www.inkitt.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Over 600 copies given away so far this month 🫶

Every book, every short story, every collection, totally free on Smashwords through January 1st
SMASHWORDS END OF YEAR SALE ❄️

You can get my entire body of work for free through January 1st. Every book, every short story, every collection, all for $0

Get it here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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The United States government eagerly can, has, and will again assassinate and BOMB domestic leftist organizations please do not act like this is new or these people are doing a shocking reversal this is all in living memory if your history teachers failed you hit the library.
NEW: U.S. Military Willing to Attack “Designated Terrorist Organizations” Within America, General Says

“That is one of the concerns with the administration asserting that the President essentially has a license to kill outside the law,” says expert.

theintercept.com/2025/12/16/t...
U.S. Military Willing to Attack “Designated Terrorist Organizations” Within America, General Says
“If I had no concerns and I was confident in the lawful order, I would definitely execute that order.”
theintercept.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oo so glossy oo thank you @legendaerie.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
youtu.be/gDdD9SBx8Pw?... I think several of yall will appreciate this
if Gorillaz wrote "YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH"
YouTube video by mac glocky
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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now that the book is safely in Salem and Jess' hands, I can show it off!!

this is "reset my patient violence" and two of the following stories, a #guitarprincess series by the lovely @tsunderestorm.bsky.social + dustjacket illustrations by the equally lovely @batkingsalem.bsky.social.
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I actually do consultation/coaching for freelance creatives wanting a healthier work balance! I helped @soengery.bsky.social, I can do my best to help you too 🙏

www.raynadine.com/consultation
Consultation — Ray Nadine
www.raynadine.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.

For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry
Copywriters were one of the first to have their jobs targeted by AI firms. These are their stories, three years into the AI era.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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These laws are to censor LGBTQ voices off the internet. The co-sponsor of KOSA, just one of the 18 censorship/surveillance laws, said we need to pass it to protect kids from “the transgender in society”. These laws will remove ALL anonymity from the internet endangering activists, journalists,etc
KOSA Won’t Just Silence LGBTQ Voices; It Will Also Be Used To Hide Abortion Info From The Internet
We’ve highlighted in great detail how KOSA (the Kids Online Safety Act), sponsored by Senators Richard Blumenthal and Marsha Blackburn, which currently has an astounding 46 cosponsors, will be used…
www.techdirt.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨

CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them

—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)

badinternetbills.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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If you canceled Disney+ over the Jimmy Kimmel thing this is another good reason to cancel Disney+ www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/b...
Disney Agrees to Bring Its Characters to OpenAI’s Sora Videos
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM