Jenn Diagram
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
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November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why did I come back here
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why did I come back here
Not sure why you dug up a post of mine from a year+ ago to share this video, but:
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Not sure why you dug up a post of mine from a year+ ago to share this video, but:
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
Against all odds, he fits
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Against all odds, he fits
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing
Almost got T-boned, which sounds easy more fun than it would have been
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Almost got T-boned, which sounds easy more fun than it would have been
Unexpected, but cute
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Unexpected, but cute
Spooky season goal achieved: spooky moving eyeball in the window
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Spooky season goal achieved: spooky moving eyeball in the window
🤣
🤘 H-E-B just went full metal for a good cause.
After teasing a partnership with graphic designer Connor Dwyer, who went viral for creating a mock up of metal-styled H-E-B t-shirts, the Texas grocer announced the shirts are set to go on sale this week: bit.ly/4qk4KB2
After teasing a partnership with graphic designer Connor Dwyer, who went viral for creating a mock up of metal-styled H-E-B t-shirts, the Texas grocer announced the shirts are set to go on sale this week: bit.ly/4qk4KB2
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🤣
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Having a lap cat is a little different in this house.
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Having a lap cat is a little different in this house.
Me: give me information on the impending closures of I-10 and I-45.
Local news: Here are interviews of random people complaining about how this will make their commute suck!
Local news: Here are interviews of random people complaining about how this will make their commute suck!
October 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me: give me information on the impending closures of I-10 and I-45.
Local news: Here are interviews of random people complaining about how this will make their commute suck!
Local news: Here are interviews of random people complaining about how this will make their commute suck!
@keezyyoung.bsky.social Excited to read this. Congratulations on the release!
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@keezyyoung.bsky.social Excited to read this. Congratulations on the release!
Every time I start tearing apart old clothes to salvage the still-good fabric I have to say "Yesss let The Harvest begin" in the creepiest voice possible
Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Every time I start tearing apart old clothes to salvage the still-good fabric I have to say "Yesss let The Harvest begin" in the creepiest voice possible
Reposted by Jenn Diagram
Important content.
October 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Important content.
If you see this, share a pic on your device with no explanation
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you see this, share a pic on your device with no explanation
Because of The Shots, I've lost 30 lbs. That is not a brag. It's complicated. I don't want people to make a big deal about it. I'm not sure how I feel about it since it's going too fast to feel safe. I just want to BE, but it's exterior so everyone has to share their opinion of this "virtuous" act.
October 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Because of The Shots, I've lost 30 lbs. That is not a brag. It's complicated. I don't want people to make a big deal about it. I'm not sure how I feel about it since it's going too fast to feel safe. I just want to BE, but it's exterior so everyone has to share their opinion of this "virtuous" act.
My high school fashion revival nightmare has happened
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My high school fashion revival nightmare has happened
Double entendre for today: "hung is better than perfect."
September 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Double entendre for today: "hung is better than perfect."