Jenn Diagram
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Against all odds, he fits
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Against all odds, he fits
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing
Unexpected, but cute
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Unexpected, but cute
Double header: "menacing squirrel lurker" and "yes, that is a whole pear squirrel"
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Double header: "menacing squirrel lurker" and "yes, that is a whole pear squirrel"
Spooky season goal achieved: spooky moving eyeball in the window
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Spooky season goal achieved: spooky moving eyeball in the window
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Having a lap cat is a little different in this house.
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Having a lap cat is a little different in this house.
@keezyyoung.bsky.social Excited to read this. Congratulations on the release!
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@keezyyoung.bsky.social Excited to read this. Congratulations on the release!
If you see this, share a pic on your device with no explanation
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you see this, share a pic on your device with no explanation
My high school fashion revival nightmare has happened
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My high school fashion revival nightmare has happened
Double entendre for today: "hung is better than perfect."
September 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Double entendre for today: "hung is better than perfect."
@javapeg.bsky.social I *just now* noticed this in the bottom of one of the steins y'all gave us years ago
September 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@javapeg.bsky.social I *just now* noticed this in the bottom of one of the steins y'all gave us years ago
He assures me that he is, in fact, dying because I won't let him into the closet
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He assures me that he is, in fact, dying because I won't let him into the closet
This muslin can make dresses *and* cheese?! Do I just put the curds in a pocket?
September 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This muslin can make dresses *and* cheese?! Do I just put the curds in a pocket?
Anyway, here's this little guy just going about business
September 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Anyway, here's this little guy just going about business
It is awful that this painting is still relevant 5 years later.
September 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It is awful that this painting is still relevant 5 years later.
Stop 👏 telling👏 this👏45-year-old👏lie👏
It wasn't true in the 80s, and it ain't true now.
It wasn't true in the 80s, and it ain't true now.
September 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Stop 👏 telling👏 this👏45-year-old👏lie👏
It wasn't true in the 80s, and it ain't true now.
It wasn't true in the 80s, and it ain't true now.
When I got home somebody had yanked the last of the agave out of my yard!! (This is a good- nea, a GREAT thing)
Bless you/ may God have mercy upon your yard's soul.
Bless you/ may God have mercy upon your yard's soul.
August 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When I got home somebody had yanked the last of the agave out of my yard!! (This is a good- nea, a GREAT thing)
Bless you/ may God have mercy upon your yard's soul.
Bless you/ may God have mercy upon your yard's soul.
"Murderers try to hurt us
We curse them and all their children"
(I doused myself in agave sap and got a nasty rash AGAIN but it was worth it to get these toxic spiny bastard babies out of my yard)
We curse them and all their children"
(I doused myself in agave sap and got a nasty rash AGAIN but it was worth it to get these toxic spiny bastard babies out of my yard)
August 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"Murderers try to hurt us
We curse them and all their children"
(I doused myself in agave sap and got a nasty rash AGAIN but it was worth it to get these toxic spiny bastard babies out of my yard)
We curse them and all their children"
(I doused myself in agave sap and got a nasty rash AGAIN but it was worth it to get these toxic spiny bastard babies out of my yard)
Our bank sent us a US flag as congratulations on our new house and I have absolutely no idea what to do with it.
Hanging it is not an option, yet I still feel dirty when thinking about tossing it.
Hanging it is not an option, yet I still feel dirty when thinking about tossing it.
August 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Our bank sent us a US flag as congratulations on our new house and I have absolutely no idea what to do with it.
Hanging it is not an option, yet I still feel dirty when thinking about tossing it.
Hanging it is not an option, yet I still feel dirty when thinking about tossing it.