Jenny Duceour
@jennyduceour.bsky.social
Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, astro-journalist, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
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Covering Pittsburgh Penguins hockey from the celestial angle. Click to read The Penguins Aspect, by Jenny Duceour, a Substack publication. Launched 6 hours ago.
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I launched The Penguins’ Aspect, a project combining my love of hockey and astrology.
This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/dear-jenny
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/dear-jenny
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/dear-jenny
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/dear-jenny
The desperation frequency is quite high here.
Pete Hegseth regarding 2 Sept. 2025 boat strike in Caribbean: "I watched it live". Confessing to a war crime.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The desperation frequency is quite high here.
Journalists have become the story.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Journalists have become the story.
Evidently, this seemed to have been referring to Karoline Leavitt, who just admitted that the US military engaged in war crimes.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Evidently, this seemed to have been referring to Karoline Leavitt, who just admitted that the US military engaged in war crimes.
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It’s not even 11am on Monday and I’m already trying to not make an ass out of myself. But, just know, we talked about it and I was right. 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s not even 11am on Monday and I’m already trying to not make an ass out of myself. But, just know, we talked about it and I was right. 🤣
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NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
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All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING
HOROSCOPES FOR DEC 1-7, 2025
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November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
I will always have an opinion. I can’t think of anything worse than trying to pass as “unbiased” in a world where judgment, experience, and perspective are necessary.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I will always have an opinion. I can’t think of anything worse than trying to pass as “unbiased” in a world where judgment, experience, and perspective are necessary.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
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It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING
HOROSCOPES FOR DEC 1-7, 2025
jennydeeastrology.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Here’s a Thanksgiving playlist to keep you moving through the holidays with good vibes and no jingle bells.
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Team Pitt Holiday Day Playlist
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Here’s a Thanksgiving playlist to keep you moving through the holidays with good vibes and no jingle bells.
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Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi get the cosmic treatment in this paid subscriber AMA.
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Paid Subscriber AMA
Answering Questions about Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi
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November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi get the cosmic treatment in this paid subscriber AMA.
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You don't need luck when you have you.
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Trust Yourself First
HOROSCOPES FOR NOV 24-30, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You don't need luck when you have you.
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You don't need luck when you have you.
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Trust Yourself First
HOROSCOPES FOR NOV 24-30, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You don't need luck when you have you.
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Attention Canadian Astrologers:
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Attention Canadian Astrologers:
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Considering Trump’s current political climate, the timing is uncanny. JFK was assassinated then, Trump’s political career is about to be.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Considering Trump’s current political climate, the timing is uncanny. JFK was assassinated then, Trump’s political career is about to be.
Last night, I wrote MTG could abandon the Republican Party altogether. This morning @meidastouch.com says Dems could flip the House before the midterms.
Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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MTG Announces Resignation
L-O-fkg-L
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November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Last night, I wrote MTG could abandon the Republican Party altogether. This morning @meidastouch.com says Dems could flip the House before the midterms.
Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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Maybe that’s what the astrology said instead?
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New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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It’s wild that people from MAGA voters to MTG, to FOX News hosts have watched Trump fuck over person after person and none of them thought, “Hey, that could be me.”
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It’s wild that people from MAGA voters to MTG, to FOX News hosts have watched Trump fuck over person after person and none of them thought, “Hey, that could be me.”
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
And then Trump calls you a traitor and embraces Zohran Mamdani, and suddenly the Republican Party is confused.
LOL you buncha jags.
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social shows if you stand on principle from a deep place, the world including Trump will move to you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social shows if you stand on principle from a deep place, the world including Trump will move to you.
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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A wild moment
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A wild moment
This man is so smooth.
Reporter to Mamdani (mocking): "Why did you fly here? Aren't trains greener?"
Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."
Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This man is so smooth.
“Mr. Mamdani, how do you respond to the fact that President Trump’s natal 10th House is currently hosting a very unruly Uranus Retrograde and this moment is triggering perceptions of upheaval in his public office?”
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Mr. Mamdani, how do you respond to the fact that President Trump’s natal 10th House is currently hosting a very unruly Uranus Retrograde and this moment is triggering perceptions of upheaval in his public office?”
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.
— Me as a White House Press Pool Reporter, asking the hard hitting questions.