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Jenny Duceour
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Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, astro-journalist, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
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Today is the Gemini full moon. The FBI has arrested a suspect in the January 6th pipe-bombing case that served as misdirection for the riot that began soon after. ... Circumstances reveal themselves indirectly, and so expect to spell things out for observers who can't connect the dots for themselves. Only you can decide if it's worth the effort to do so, but remember: Gemini rules everything that sends and receives (think hands, arms, lungs, the nervous system, and messages), so this Full Moon throws things that have been transmitted, withheld, or misread, into the spotlight.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I’m the coolest person I know. #wrappedspotify2025
Wrapped Top Podcast 1) The Astrology Podcast 2) TheMeidasTouch Podcast 3) 2 for Talking 4) Occult Confessions 5) Two Mystic Mamas 1 Audio Book Hunter S Thompson Fear & Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Evidently, this seemed to have been referring to Karoline Leavitt, who just admitted that the US military engaged in war crimes.
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From OP’s horoscopes published yesterday, Nov 30, 2025: "It's a disasterclass of miscommunication taught by an unprepared professor."
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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It’s not even 11am on Monday and I’m already trying to not make an ass out of myself. But, just know, we talked about it and I was right. 🤣
"The stories people have to tell themselves to get through a day aren't any of your business, and you can lose friends this week if you can't help yourself by letting an "I told you so" slip." Jenny Duceour Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING JENNYDEEASTROLOGY.SUBSTACK.COM
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.

It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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New on the Stack: MTG just announced her resignation. Is she sincere, or is this just a political maneuver for an ambitious presidential run? Read more here ⬇️
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Argumentum ad ignorantiam. This is a rhetorical device, not scientific justification.

I’m saying I’m not saying Unicorns aren’t real; I’m simply saying there’s no proof that they don’t. 🦄

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In his view, sweeping statements like "vaccines don't cause autism" are unproven, and have been deployed by public health leaders who want to ease parents' fears. He said he is not saying vaccines cause autism; he is simply saying there is no proof that they don't.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Jupiter has finally moved off the 25th Degree of Cancer, but not before revealing Trump’s motivations dating back to 2015. Read the cautionary tale now. ⬇️
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November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Hump Day in Trump World isn’t what it used to be, and it’s just going to get worse from here.

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Donald Trump’s No Good Very Bad Week
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This year’s Mercury Retrogrades and cazimis have been incredibly significant to the Epstein Files and Donald Trump’s timeline.

See how this story has been told since the beginning of February, I’ve been connecting the dots since then.

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November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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MAGA is falling apart while Donald Trump keeps running and hiding. Read how Marjorie Taylor Green will take over the party from here. ⬇️
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November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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How does this week hit dear leader? Dead on.

Here are 5 Reasons Donald Trump Should Be Worried This Week.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Part 2: I’m fkg losing my mind 💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🌹🥀🥀🥀
MR. LEOPOLD: Well, that's the impression you must have made in the courtroom. I will not be quiet. MR. TEIN: That's obnoxious. Stop being obnoxious. It's stupid. Let's go ahead with the questions. MR. LEOPOLD: I will make the record. MR. TEIN: let's get on with the questions. MR. LEOPOLD: Do you need a break? (Thereupon, a recess was taken.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I’m not kidding when I say I 100% missed my calling to be a lawyer. Imagine getting paid for just being the most difficult person in the room. What a joy.

Note: This was the 2nd time Leopold was corrected and it’s really some beautiful work. 🤣
A page from a deposition involving an Epstein Jane Doe and the attorneys taking it and her attorney are wildcattin’. [continued from previous page] professional manner, we will leave. I will not allow her to be berated like that. MR. GOLDBERGER: Actually, we're very happy with the answer. MR. LEOPOLD: That's great. MR. GOLDBERGER: Do you want us to get into that? MR. TEIN: Ted -- MR. LEOPOLD: This is really big stuff that you're going through, but that's fine; just ask your question and move on. But do it one time. If you don't understand it. I'll let you follow up, but. I'm not going to allow you to ask the same question the time and again and then call her a liar. Just ask the question, get the answer and move to the next subject matter. MR. TEIN: Ted. I'm sitting right across the table from you. MR. LEOPOLD: Yes, sir. MR. TEIN: Please be quiet. Don't yell. MR. LEOPOLD: I will not be quiet. MR. TEIN: Stop yelling. MR. LEOPOLD: Lewis, when I'm yelling you'll know it. I will not -- MR. TEIN: My name is not Lewis. MR. LEOPOLD: I thought your first name was Lewis, Mr. Tein. MR. TEIN: You watched me for three days at the evidentiary hearing where you sat in the back of the courtroom. You should know who I am.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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You guys… it’s happening.
Trump on Truth Social Donald J. Trump @ @realDonaldTrump | I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of "Congresswoman" Marjorie Taylor Greene, of the Great State of Georgia. Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, a Total and Complete Victory on the Shutdown, Closed Borders, Low Taxes, No Men in Women's Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEl, stopping Biden's Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT WARS, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!), having Trillions of Dollars (Record Setting!) INVESTED in the U.S.A., and having created the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World from being a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!), all I see "Wacky" Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! It seemed to all begin when I sent her a Poll stating that she should not run for Senator, or Governor, she was at 12%, and didn't have a chance (unless, of course, she had my Endorsement — which she wasn't about to get!). She has told many people that she is upset that I don't return her phone calls anymore, but with 219 Congressmen/women, 53 U.S. Senators, 24 Cabinet Members, almost 200 Countries, and an otherwise normal life to Countries, and an otherwise normal life to lead, I can't take a ranting Lunatic's call every day. I understand that wonderful, Conservative people are thinking about primarying Marjorie in her District of Georgia, that they too are fed up with her and her antics and, if the right person runs, they will have my Complete and Unyielding Support. She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 1.53k ReTruths 4.43k Likes 11/14/25, 8:31 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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This is from an article published by WaPo the day after Epstein was found dead in his jail cell.

If you've become fluent in Trumpese since 2019, you read this and know he's already admitted to his involvement in Epstein's death.
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November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Virginia Giuffre on what she came forward:
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A man who owned a modeling agency sued Jeffrey Epstein for $15,000, citing emotional distress caused by Epstein's illegal conduct with underage girls.

A **MAN** sued Epstein due to the stress Epstein caused **HIM** with his illegal conduct with underage girls.

You can't make this shit up.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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You do not have to tell me twice, Co-Star.
Don't underestimate the power of staying in bed.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Donaid J. Trump O O Sireal bonsidirump Christianity is facing an existential threat in Nigeria. Thousands of Christians are being killed. Radical Islamists are responsible for this mass slaughter. I am hereby making Nigeria a "COUNTRY OF PARTICULAR CONCERN" - But that is the least of it. When Christians, or any such group, is slaughtered like is happening in Nigeria (3,100 versus 4,476 Worldwide), something must be done! I am asking Congressman Riley Moore, together with Chairman Tom Cole and the House Appropriations Committee, to immediately look into this matter, and report back to me. The United States cannot stand by while such atrocities are happening in Nigeria, and numerous other Countries. We stand ready, willing, and able to save our Great Christian population around the World! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I have no idea what’s going to happen when polls open in 3 hours, and since I don’t live in NYC, I probably shouldn’t be really emotionally invested in it — but I gotta say, I hate how this looks, and I hope I’m wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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The Penguins face a tough customer in the Winnipeg Jets this afternoon. It’s a high stakes games against a good team.

Pens go down 2 early in the first period but rally back with smart special teams play in the second. Don’t be afraid to look for a Penguins SHG.
Let’s Go Pens
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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It's another back-and-forth duel in Philly tonight as the Penguins meet the Flyers for the first time this season.

The Moon-Mercury sextile suggests the Pens get a hot start, but are contained as the Flyers outwork them.

They might steal a point, but I don't like it for PIT.
Game day astrological chart
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The cult of personality

I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality

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Jenny Duceour is now #50 Rising in Faith & Spirituality
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM