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City MD gave up. Now I’m in the ER.

I hope I don’t end up on one of those ‘people sticking things in their body cavity, now they’re in ER’ shows.
Wish me luck! Scratched my ear and my pinky nail broke off and traveled down the Canal. Hope they can get it out!
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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Elon Musk really spent more for Twitter than he did for the U.S. government.

What a time to be alive.
Not only has he already been acquitted, people are giving him new assignments.
This is all making finding a Jury for that 26 year old even more difficult
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
That's abrupt.

I wonder if ppl in corporate noticed a work slow down or something.

Are vendors gonna get paid?
Scott La Rock helped kids. Got them off the streets and put legal money in their pockets. Afrika Bambaata...did other things.
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USPS will probably be called Amazon Postal at some point in the next 4 yrs
I'm going to start saying:

I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
When I say 'understood', it means I want you to stop talking.

But you never do.
oh shit, it's winter!
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His politics are mYsTeRiOuS
I think Scott La Rock was the inverse of Afrika Bambaata.
I think Chloe is pulling a Lori Harvey with this Burna Boy business.
John Coltrane's childhood neighborhood was gentrified and is now home to Lincoln Center/Columbus Circle.
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One of the few consistent principles of Donald Trump is stealing from kids with cancer.
Did y'all know 'Always and Forever' was sung by Innits?
Cardi needs to watch that Maria Callas movie.
During his presidency, a comedian showed a picture of a young Barbara Bush and said: If he did this to her in 20 years, imagine what he'd do to our country!!
Macron and his mom >>>> Elon and his mom
But has Elon Musk’s mom told Congress to stop picking on her boy yet?
How did this happen?
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch is an heiress to the fortune of billionaire James Tisch, CEO of the investment conglomerate Loews Corporation and a former director of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.