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ligeramente desagradable.
chainsmoking minmaxer.
he/him ☭
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david 🇵🇸 @jellboi.bsky.social · Sep 23
la clave era seguir viviendo la vida de unemployed friend pero guardando unas horas al día entre planes para ir al trabajo
jellboi.bsky.social
kunfu de plaza castilla save me

save me kunfu de plaza castilla
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Someone captioned a picture of a cow standing in the waves at a beach with: "Mood." Kyle (@KylePlantEmoji) replies: "it probably did"
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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gitrob.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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turnalucas.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
jellboi.bsky.social
DAYMAN

AH AH AAAH
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
I did a comic about this three years ago.
The masturbating comedian comeback tour. A Louis CK- like comedian shrugs. We see him masturbating with a fip fip fip. He says "I still hate my daughters." A crowd hollers in amusement saying "He's a genius" "WOOOO" "He's still got it!"
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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jaickote.bsky.social
Gadi hará oros ahora pero hay cosas que no cambian nunca
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
jellboi.bsky.social
la disciplina mental de levantarme con tres horas de sueño habiendo una chavala guapísima en mi cama porque me voy a jugar a las beyblade.
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
jellboi.bsky.social
acabé los reports
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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rhysticstudies.bsky.social
Fallen Empires was an abject disaster that should’ve killed Magic dead. 31 years have passed. We're all still here.

🎥 : youtu.be/SakRUkDPxn4
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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nightshade.technology
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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joaquinguirao.bsky.social
No eres Nadie 01.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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manuelalvarez.bsky.social
chicos, ¿habéis visto el último momento viral? es tremendo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 si no lo habéis visto aún, os lo recomiendo. lo podéis encontrar en internet.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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awawawa.world
they call it pudding. because. i am going to be “pudding” it in my mouth.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
jellboi.bsky.social
nos hemos echado un piti que está bien eso
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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rydog.bsky.social
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
jellboi.bsky.social
hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports de un grupo me fumo un piti hago reports
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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sonorxus.bsky.social
lo digo mucho pero buscad cuantos pisos tiene la ministra de vivienda
gzapata.bsky.social Guillermo Zapata @gzapata.bsky.social · 3d
¿Por qué el partido que lleva el ministerio de vivienda se abstiene en una votación sobre su competencia, que el Presidente del gobierno ha defendido públicamente en Europa y que están estudiando en Cataluña a propuesta de Los Comunes? !Una votación que se iba a perder igual!
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
jellboi.bsky.social
cuando fokin pagan
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
jellboi.bsky.social
me acabo de comer 15 minutos de un tema sobre el que nunca pensé que me comería 15 minutos así de atento. recomendado.

youtu.be/D22c9rgQ-1E
West Africa is the most justified spot for a new airport hub
YouTube video by TransitWorld
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
jellboi.bsky.social
pero esto no es sorprendente. usar la ia te atrofia el cerebro. si no lo entrenas desarrollando ideas artísticas, por qué lo ibas a tener capacitado para concebirlas siquiera?
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
jellboi.bsky.social
@damkalloh.bsky.social vaya pinta el worldless, en cuanto se lance le meto al kickstarter por el culo
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
jellboi.bsky.social
balatrea, que no es labubu
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM