Jebsica
@jebsica.bsky.social
Lifestyle photographer to exclusive clientele (my dogs)
To whoever invented Nerds Gummy Clusters: thank you.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
To whoever invented Nerds Gummy Clusters: thank you.
My grandma and my husband sitting on either side of the couch as me and asking me to log into various things that require me to reset passwords feels like an intervention
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My grandma and my husband sitting on either side of the couch as me and asking me to log into various things that require me to reset passwords feels like an intervention
My work also sent me to Mexico and it was cool 👍
October 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
My work also sent me to Mexico and it was cool 👍
Just put a big for-profit library in my front yard
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just put a big for-profit library in my front yard
Can someone send me the Caroline Calloway screencap/meme where she’s “coding” please? It’s in my brain but I can’t find it
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can someone send me the Caroline Calloway screencap/meme where she’s “coding” please? It’s in my brain but I can’t find it
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She’s giving her full 84% poodle with this haircut
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
She’s giving her full 84% poodle with this haircut
I’d like to have a different pair of Crocs with themed jibbitz for every activity
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’d like to have a different pair of Crocs with themed jibbitz for every activity
I learned from reading a few books by autistics that when people don’t fully answer a question, you can acknowledge the part they DID answer before asking them to answer the rest. They’re less likely to get mad at you. I’m trying it out!
August 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I learned from reading a few books by autistics that when people don’t fully answer a question, you can acknowledge the part they DID answer before asking them to answer the rest. They’re less likely to get mad at you. I’m trying it out!
Me to clients: “I can either be your best friend, or a lady who still does a good job for you even though she hates you. You decide.”
August 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me to clients: “I can either be your best friend, or a lady who still does a good job for you even though she hates you. You decide.”
When the solution to a problem is “self care” it’s like okay but is there not some sort of blow dart solution that could be deployed upon me instead?
August 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When the solution to a problem is “self care” it’s like okay but is there not some sort of blow dart solution that could be deployed upon me instead?
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I went to the store and they named a cookie after you.
August 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I went to the store and they named a cookie after you.
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Personally I’d simply break it to saddle and ride the thing, and we’d work together to survive. But I’m built different.
You're already below its field of vision, so run to close the distance, take the leg and work your way up to the back, then rear naked choke. Couldn't be easier.
July 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Personally I’d simply break it to saddle and ride the thing, and we’d work together to survive. But I’m built different.
LinkedIn is one of the most depressing places around, and that’s really saying something because I’m literally from EARTH 😬
July 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
LinkedIn is one of the most depressing places around, and that’s really saying something because I’m literally from EARTH 😬
We’re waiting for koj to make a cake
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We’re waiting for koj to make a cake
The only thing Ohio does not do correctly is calling the DMV the BMV. Is it a bureau more than a department? I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.
July 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The only thing Ohio does not do correctly is calling the DMV the BMV. Is it a bureau more than a department? I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.
This is my favorite picture of me ever I think
July 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is my favorite picture of me ever I think
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Etch has this allergy/behavior thing where he is obsessively licking his own hair off and skin raw. Been to the vet a few times. Anyway I just ordered him some small Hawaiian shirts in an effort to dissuade the licking, and also because I think it will look extremely chill
July 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Etch has this allergy/behavior thing where he is obsessively licking his own hair off and skin raw. Been to the vet a few times. Anyway I just ordered him some small Hawaiian shirts in an effort to dissuade the licking, and also because I think it will look extremely chill
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