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Jebsica
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Lifestyle photographer to exclusive clientele (my dogs)
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Bananananana
Picture of me and my dog Jackie, both dressed as bananas Picture of me and my dog Jackie, both dressed as bananas Picture of me and my dog Jackie, both dressed as bananas Selfie of me. I’m dressed as a banana
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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My work also sent me to Mexico and it was cool 👍
Picture of me in a white dress standing in front of a colorful sign that says viva Mexico Picture of an iguana in an outdoor eating area Picture of a resort in Cancun Mexico. It’s from the balcony of my hotel room, overlooking a pool and the ocean in the distance. It’s sunset. Picture from out the plane window above Cancun. It’s a bright turquoise beach.
October 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Dog update
Picture of my black lab Olive sitting in the grass at the dog park. She’s wearing a yellow bandana and looks smiley Picture of my spotted white and black Lab staffy mix Poppy. She’s standing in the grass at the dog park. She’s wearing a black and white patterned bandana Picture of my black poodle doodle Jackie. She’s standing in the grass at the dog park. She’s wearing a green bandana with bones on it. She has a goofy expression and her tongue is hanging out the side of her mouth
October 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Found! via my robust network of people who hate coding and making websites
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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She’s giving her full 84% poodle with this haircut
Picture of my dog Jackie laying her head on my thigh. She is a black mostly poodle doodle mix
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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We’re waiting for koj to make a cake
Selfie of me and my black poodle doodle Jackie
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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He’s so chill
Picture of my black cat, Etch, laying in a load position on the back of a couch. He is wearing a little Hawaiian shirt.
July 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This is my favorite picture of me ever I think
Picture of me with my black doodle dog, Jackie. We are standing outside, out on a walk. I am holding Jackie in my arms, and I am smiling. Jackie’s tongue is out, and it looks like smiling. She looks like a Muppet.
July 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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These just opened up
Picture of a stargazer lily plant growing in my yard. Vibrant pink flowers, wet with misty rain.
June 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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There is a monster at the end of this post
Picture of my black doodle dog Jackie draped across a pile of pillows on my bed. She looks very long and lanky in a ridiculous way. Her legs look too long for her body. To me, she looks like a Muppet.
June 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Family!
Picture of my black poodle doodle, Jackie. She’s standing in the bathroom. Her mouth is open and she looks like she’s smiling. Her tail is blurred in mid-wag
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Finally got the Real ID 🇺🇸
Picture of my Costco Executive Member card. It’s the front of the card. I’m holding it in a Costco store. A shopping cart is in the background. Picture of my Costco Executive Member card. It’s the back of the card, and there’s a picture of me in the corner of the card. I’m holding it in a Costco store. A shopping cart is in the background.
May 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Look at this pile of Muppet
Picture of my 6 month old black doodle Jackie. She’s sleeping on a dog bed on the floor. The bed sort of looks the same as her fur in terms of texture.
May 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Fitting that to date only two people at work are also excited for The Accountant 2, and they are grown men who use Anime girl reactions.
Screencap of a Slack thread in a channel called “movies.” I ask: “Anyone else excited for The Accountant 2? Sad I missed the special tax day pre-release yesterday, lol.” There are no replies. There are two reactions of an Anime girl raising her hand.
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I love this LinkedIn puzzle game that I believe is mostly an intuition practice session
Screencap of the LinkedIn puzzle game “Pinpoint.” The possible clues are: Delft pottery The 12 ball (in billiards) The flag of Finland The flag of Greece The box in the Linkedin logo The answer is: Things that are blue and white Screencap of the game “Pinpoint” on LinkedIn. It says it was solved in 1 guess, and the average for the day is 3. It has a silly brain cartoon and underneath it says “smarter than 99% of CEOs”
April 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Are you rich or Kirkland Signature seltzer rich?
Picture of a shelf in my fridge, with about 35 cans of seltzer
April 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Probably the worst pre-slice job on a bagel I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen ‘em all over the world.
Picture of an everything bagel sliced very poorly. Most of the bagel is on one half, with a small sliver cut from it as the other half
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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No one is perfect, but how many people saw the spelling “emergancy” on this emergency management guy’s hat before it was shown to me at 10pm?
Picture of the TV, where Fox 19 Now news was on at 10pm. It is a news story about emergency evacuations due to flooding. There is a man on screen wearing a hat that says “emergancy management.” Emergency is spelled wrong. He is standing in front of a building that says it is the emergency operations center
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Gif or possibly just screencap of Cleveland Brown of the Cleveland Brown show exclaiming “my knickknacks!” And looking startled
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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My knickknacks!
Picture of my tuxedo cat Inkwell standing on the mantel on his back legs, with his front paws on a trinket shelf. Picture of my black cat Sketch standing on the mantel on his back legs, with his front paws on a trinket shelf.
April 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Screencap from film “A Time to Kill.” Samuel L Jackson’s character is on trial in the court room. The caption is “Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!”
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Here is a freshly groomed Jackie
Picture of my black doodle puppy Jackie. She is wearing a pink bandana. She is looking at the camera. She’s sitting on an ottoman in front of a window. Picture of my black doodle puppy Jackie. She is wearing a pink bandana. She’s sitting on an ottoman in front of a window, looking out the window. Picture of my black doodle puppy Jackie. She is wearing a pink bandana. She is looking at the camera. She’s sitting on an ottoman in front of a window.
March 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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It’s already asking for trouble wanting to wear Heelys as a nearly 38 year old fat woman, but to have x-ray designs on them would simply be too much foreshadowing.
Screencap from the Heelys wheel shoes website. It’s a product image of a pair of Heelys with a design of a foot x-ray on each shoe
March 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Jackie Bananas then and now 😭🍌
Picture of me holding my black doodle puppy Jackie, when she was just a wee baby. I’m smiling/laughing. Picture of me holding my black doodle puppy Jackie. She’s older and larger now. Her legs are long and ridiculous. I’m smiling/laughing
March 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM