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JD Bunchagoblins

@jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social

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It’s me, your friend from the internet. ✅ Blocked by Kara Swisher

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · Jul 24

This is an insane long shot but if you live in southeastern Michigan and you’re willing to let my cousin couch surf with you for an indeterminate period of time please contact me.

JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · Jul 23

So uh, add saving my cousin from his emotionally and mentally abusive wife to my chore list.

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 36m

You can guess at the one I actually use or do it based on vibes.

JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 38m

Ok guys, what knife do I edc?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 20h

look we've all spent a lot of time thinking about what kind of knives our mutuals would carry based upon their posting styles

JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 42m

Happy birthday Jack!

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Detroit Metro Times @metrotimes.com · 1h

Fifteen months after Metro Times exposed coerced confessions and illegally destroyed criminal files, exonerees and families of people still locked up are demanding action and a face-to-face meeting with Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy.

Families and exonerees rally against Detroit detective tied to coerced confessions and false convictions - Detroit Metro Times

www.metrotimes.com

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 1h

I just know Aquaman isn’t vaccinated

A comic panel of Aquaman and Black Manta talking.

Aquaman says: “IT WAS AUTISM THAT MADE YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DID IN THE BAD OLD DAYS. ONCE I USED THE HEALING HAND TO CURE YOUR DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY YOU BECAME A GOOD MAN TO HAVE AT MY BACK.”

Black Manta says: I STILL OWE YOU, ARTHUR. AND I'M GOING TO COME THROUGH FOR YOU, BIG TIME. YOU'LL SEE.

A comic panel of Aquaman saying: B-BUT I HEALED YOU. C-CURED THE AUTISM.... I KNOW I DID!

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t think you’re supposed to eat them.

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Jeffy 🌿 @jeffreon.bsky.social · 2h

Private finance for reconstruction. That's colonialist speak for corporate genocide profiteering.

The genocide is not over. Blair and Trump's colonialist occupational government, together with corporate 'aid', will strip Gazans of their land, culture, and homes.

A polite, very profitable genocide.

Tweet by @HFalconerMP:

"The rebuilding of Gaza will be one of the most challenging operations in modern times.

With a ceasefire in place, we must seize this moment.

That’s why this afternoon I convened partners at Wilton Park to drive forward private finance efforts for Gaza’s reconstruction"

Attached: presumably two images of said convention.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h

Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In https://theonion.com/recession-plagued-nation-demands-new-bubble-to-invest-i-1819569940/

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1h

We called ‘em alien brains when I was a kid

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1h

Becoming the Scold-scold to save the internet.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 4h

protesting genocide: we need to purge antisemitism from college campuses

praising hitler and gas chambers: boys will be boys, cancel culture is out of control

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 7h

Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.

‘College Group Chat’: JD Vance Dismisses ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Young Republicans Leak to Attack Jay Jones

Liberals hit back at Vance's blunt dismissal of racist, antisemitic and misogynistic messages leaked from a Young Republicans group chat.

www.mediaite.com

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Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · 1d

Stop the hate. You’ve seen the reports, the evidence, the photos all of it.
Stop denying our pain after you’ve already taken everything from us. 😅

Justin/עזרא 🏳️‍🌈✡️🎗️ @ezra75.bsky.social · 2d

The latest news is that they have three more months of food than they need. They’ve never been starving.

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 2h

Gonna stop responding to people trying to make vibe explanations to me about the 00s and just posting 80s-00s era controversies today.

Starting with: Fox news used to love photoshopping jewish journalists into der sturmer like creations:

Journalist Jacques Steinberg edited to look like an antisemitic cartoon.

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 2h

can anyone help me? i’m really really sorry to ask

Buy marlo a Coffee

Become a supporter of marlo today!

ko-fi.com

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PHANTOM_SPECTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 2h

beastmode

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 2h

Eat it and find out

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godslayer @bitdizzy.bsky.social · 2h

every business is run the way ICE is run btw. this is just how it's done. the right to abuse people is so ingrained in the political elite that they can't parse opposition to it. it's like asking Schumer "what's north of the north pole?" but the north pole is a pedophile rape island for billionaires

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 2h

You should have asked him if you could play Doom.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 3h

breaking: bluesky mods caught gnawing on wires in the server room

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 3h

Donate to the people of Myanmar here!

Xun-ling Au 歐迅灵 🏴 @xunlingau.bsky.social · Mar 28

Two fundraisers for the Earthquake emergency in Myanmar that I am certain won't funnel aid through the Junta are:

This one by Advance Myanmar:
www.advancemyanmar.org/myanmar-eart...
&
This one by @betterburma.bsky.social & @insightmyanmar.bsky.social

#WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 3h

Trans rights include the right to be housed.

Tainted and Disgraced Mech Warrior @dabiwinter.bsky.social · 18d

I'm a trans woman who's a transient worker without a home. I'm trying to raise $400 so I can get temporary housing for my next job in TX. This is only part of the year I get walls and electricity. Please, any help would be greatly appreciated

0/400

CashApp ironicmind13
Venmo DabiW

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty telling that none of these assholes have figured out noblesse oblige even though their lives are hypothetically on the line.

JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4h

The other half of that is you have to build personal relationships with all of these people. They have to see you as the cool boss who is also their friend and not just the guy who signs the checks.

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4h

Send all their kids to college too while you’re at it.

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JD Bunchagoblins @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4h

Put your security team and their families in the world’s most luxurious and secure company town you can build next door.

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