James is here too
@jcjmorris.bsky.social
Optimistic, submissive, sertraline-powered, linguiststicky, penis-adjacent situation. Never knowingly hinged
It's the time of year for Festive Mental Health Wranglings™, now with added Health Concerns™!
So, I have a choice between self-soothing via doom-scrolling, or, if I want to get things done, I've found I can motivate myself with boiling rage, which seems to cut through the thyroid issues nicely...
So, I have a choice between self-soothing via doom-scrolling, or, if I want to get things done, I've found I can motivate myself with boiling rage, which seems to cut through the thyroid issues nicely...
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's the time of year for Festive Mental Health Wranglings™, now with added Health Concerns™!
So, I have a choice between self-soothing via doom-scrolling, or, if I want to get things done, I've found I can motivate myself with boiling rage, which seems to cut through the thyroid issues nicely...
So, I have a choice between self-soothing via doom-scrolling, or, if I want to get things done, I've found I can motivate myself with boiling rage, which seems to cut through the thyroid issues nicely...
Sometimes, doing the right thing means taking a dose of laxative the night before running Speaking and Listening exams.
I have a scan on Friday, which means I need to start on the prep tonight. Thursday at work in between might involve some... hijinks...
I have a scan on Friday, which means I need to start on the prep tonight. Thursday at work in between might involve some... hijinks...
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes, doing the right thing means taking a dose of laxative the night before running Speaking and Listening exams.
I have a scan on Friday, which means I need to start on the prep tonight. Thursday at work in between might involve some... hijinks...
I have a scan on Friday, which means I need to start on the prep tonight. Thursday at work in between might involve some... hijinks...
I have just been flayed alive by episode 4 of a kid's TV show. What even is City of Ghosts?
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have just been flayed alive by episode 4 of a kid's TV show. What even is City of Ghosts?
PRRR PRRR PRRR
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
PRRR PRRR PRRR
I have wrongfully detained the cats this morning, and this is their gentle reminder of the principles laid down in UK law.
"Yeah, habeas corpus, m[elon]f[arm]er"
"Yeah, habeas corpus, m[elon]f[arm]er"
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I have wrongfully detained the cats this morning, and this is their gentle reminder of the principles laid down in UK law.
"Yeah, habeas corpus, m[elon]f[arm]er"
"Yeah, habeas corpus, m[elon]f[arm]er"
Plagiarism is definitely something to be avoided, especially when taking a stool sample.
Follow me for more bro-tips...
Follow me for more bro-tips...
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Plagiarism is definitely something to be avoided, especially when taking a stool sample.
Follow me for more bro-tips...
Follow me for more bro-tips...
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Dear Lazyfit,
Your advert asserts that I will see results after two weeks, and after 3 weeks my ex will be begging me to come back. Respectfully, fuck no. I had enough problems getting rid of her last time round, and that was 25 years ago.
Yours,
Me
Your advert asserts that I will see results after two weeks, and after 3 weeks my ex will be begging me to come back. Respectfully, fuck no. I had enough problems getting rid of her last time round, and that was 25 years ago.
Yours,
Me
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Dear Lazyfit,
Your advert asserts that I will see results after two weeks, and after 3 weeks my ex will be begging me to come back. Respectfully, fuck no. I had enough problems getting rid of her last time round, and that was 25 years ago.
Yours,
Me
Your advert asserts that I will see results after two weeks, and after 3 weeks my ex will be begging me to come back. Respectfully, fuck no. I had enough problems getting rid of her last time round, and that was 25 years ago.
Yours,
Me
Pictures, especially of people, in PowerPoint presentations should be cropped to fit and not stretched or squashed. I take this as seriously as it should be taken by everybody, ie extremely, you deformatory bastards
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Pictures, especially of people, in PowerPoint presentations should be cropped to fit and not stretched or squashed. I take this as seriously as it should be taken by everybody, ie extremely, you deformatory bastards
Right, can we all just agree that the first ever Nobel Prize for Cojones should be awarded to Greta Thunberg this year?
October 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Right, can we all just agree that the first ever Nobel Prize for Cojones should be awarded to Greta Thunberg this year?
Now, my line of work often presents me with some excellent names, but Radio 4 just interviewed the father of Corporal Nimrod Cohen...
Corporal
Nimrod
Cohen
Just... Wow...
Corporal
Nimrod
Cohen
Just... Wow...
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Now, my line of work often presents me with some excellent names, but Radio 4 just interviewed the father of Corporal Nimrod Cohen...
Corporal
Nimrod
Cohen
Just... Wow...
Corporal
Nimrod
Cohen
Just... Wow...
Gentle reminder for anyone living in the UK thinking about integration this morning: people need something to integrate with. If the White Flight left you with nothing but racist job ends, then yeah, integration is not a responsibility that's really yours...
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Gentle reminder for anyone living in the UK thinking about integration this morning: people need something to integrate with. If the White Flight left you with nothing but racist job ends, then yeah, integration is not a responsibility that's really yours...
The first page of a comic that my daughter drew. @neillcameron.bsky.social @jamiesmart.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The first page of a comic that my daughter drew. @neillcameron.bsky.social @jamiesmart.bsky.social
Oooo, massive anxiety spike... Now I remember why I don't apply myself at work... "Sit with my feelings", you say? No thank you, they're fucking terrifying...
September 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oooo, massive anxiety spike... Now I remember why I don't apply myself at work... "Sit with my feelings", you say? No thank you, they're fucking terrifying...
Just gonna pop this here...
September 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just gonna pop this here...
New crap joke just dropped
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
New crap joke just dropped
I've got a copy of Mrs Beeton's household management and I'm not afraid to use it
the good folks at Books and Publishing asked me why I think books are essential and important.
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I've got a copy of Mrs Beeton's household management and I'm not afraid to use it
I made a Lego robot
July 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I made a Lego robot
This film is astonishing. Beautiful, wordless, subtle and moving. If you really like little black cats and you're worried, it might be worth an important spoiler, which is in the comments:
a cat carrying a fish in its mouth runs through the grass
ALT: a cat carrying a fish in its mouth runs through the grass
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This film is astonishing. Beautiful, wordless, subtle and moving. If you really like little black cats and you're worried, it might be worth an important spoiler, which is in the comments:
Apparently, according to this motivational speaker, our students will rise if we speak life into them
🧙💀🔜🧟
🧙💀🔜🧟
June 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Apparently, according to this motivational speaker, our students will rise if we speak life into them
🧙💀🔜🧟
🧙💀🔜🧟
"How am I doing? Yeah, getting there*..."
* 'there' being an early grave...
* 'there' being an early grave...
June 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"How am I doing? Yeah, getting there*..."
* 'there' being an early grave...
* 'there' being an early grave...
Ooo, I haven't seen a flamewar like this since early noughties LiveJournal... 🍿
June 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ooo, I haven't seen a flamewar like this since early noughties LiveJournal... 🍿
Chapeau...
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Chapeau...
For your consideration: Pippin, aka Chonky Pip
May 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
For your consideration: Pippin, aka Chonky Pip