Patrick Marlborough
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social
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writer, comedian, musician based in Walyalup, WA. The Yeah Nah Review on substack co-host of The Battler debut novel NOCK LOOSE out NOW!!!
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It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.
Hurdy gurdy guy in ren faire clothes Hurdy gurdy lady in ren faire clothes Red head hurdy gurdy lady rockin out Hurdy gurdy guy dressed like some kind of dingus cowboy
"Edra le men, men na guil edwen, haer o auth a nîr a naeth"

(roughly translates as "buy NOCK LOOSE")
would love a literary agent to sell my critically acclaimed fast-selling debut novel to the UK/US market. One who gets my vibe (bogan Pynchon), preferably. Should I look beyond Australia? any help is greatly appreciated!
need a social media site that isn’t owned by Americans (innately evil from birth)
the reality is, I remain on Twitter for Gaza. It is the best place for direct news/updates from Palestinians by a country mile, unlike here, where they are all but absent and repeatedly censored and banned.
(follow an old mufo back, brother)
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can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis
NOCK LOOSE

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(Having a sip of beer and DMing my chivalrous virtues chat) Courage is so goated dude (Having another sip and texting my squire) my Garb looked like shit today btw...
it's so funny they've got Tony Abbott on some big comeback tour as if every normal person (ie anyone who doesn't work for the Murdoch press) doesn't remember what a hugely unlikeable freak and loser he was
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Gonna start a thread of articles I re-read every time I have an excuse, because after this thread I am thinking a lot about @cormacmccafe.bsky.social‬'s "No Yanks on the Thread" piece.

Feel free to add your own.
I Should Be Able to Mute America
The rest of the world should not have to know the name Bari Weiss
www.gawkerarchives.com
every bookstore I go into tells me NOCK LOOSE is selling like hot cakes, which is nice!
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I think pash/pashing is one of the best australian/nz words. lets all agree to start using it more
I think Australian writers write unadventurous books because they are largely unadventurous readers.
I’m really curious about the root of the tedious/boring voice that is dominant in Aus writing, and the way certain publishers and publications make you bend towards it. Is the origin postgrad studies? Creative writing courses? Private schools? A national love of mediocrity and midwittery? Weigh in!
I’ve come up against 1000 of these cunts and something about how miserable their lives seemed always empowered me to ignore them
I’d say most “normies” don’t read Australian journals because they’re all dull, sometimes in unique ways. Why is that? Can they ever be cool or fun? Every example I’ve seen that says ‘yes’ Is an exception to the rule, it seems.
I’m really curious about the root of the tedious/boring voice that is dominant in Aus writing, and the way certain publishers and publications make you bend towards it. Is the origin postgrad studies? Creative writing courses? Private schools? A national love of mediocrity and midwittery? Weigh in!
I wrote about Big Basic over on YNR.
“What if the Nazgûl had big lips” is a look people have settled on for some reason
every day I see cosmetic surgery that makes me go “AHHH!” and “YIKES!”

spooky!
they need to make a HEAT prequel series called YOUNG WAINGRO