Patrick Marlborough
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social
writer, comedian, musician based in Walyalup, WA.
The Yeah Nah Review on substack
co-host of The Battler
debut novel NOCK LOOSE out NOW!!!
The Yeah Nah Review on substack
co-host of The Battler
debut novel NOCK LOOSE out NOW!!!
won a capybara chef on the claw machine today. Goodbye, NSW
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
won a capybara chef on the claw machine today. Goodbye, NSW
lovely photo i took at the Meanjin wake of the Overland editors gloating about vanquishing their foe
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
lovely photo i took at the Meanjin wake of the Overland editors gloating about vanquishing their foe
wrote about the national humiliation fetish for YNR. Check it out!
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
wrote about the national humiliation fetish for YNR. Check it out!
The #1 book about a gigolo twink who works a glory hole at NASA
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The #1 book about a gigolo twink who works a glory hole at NASA
"Edra le men, men na guil edwen, haer o auth a nîr a naeth"
(roughly translates as "buy NOCK LOOSE")
(roughly translates as "buy NOCK LOOSE")
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Edra le men, men na guil edwen, haer o auth a nîr a naeth"
(roughly translates as "buy NOCK LOOSE")
(roughly translates as "buy NOCK LOOSE")
I wrote about Big Basic over on YNR.
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I wrote about Big Basic over on YNR.
they’re calling this Pynchon guy “the American Marlborough.” Good for him!
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
they’re calling this Pynchon guy “the American Marlborough.” Good for him!
only slide from my presentation at NYWF
October 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
only slide from my presentation at NYWF
The prophecy has been fulfilled: I am 35 today.
buy NOCK LOOSE or it was all for nothin’
buy NOCK LOOSE or it was all for nothin’
October 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The prophecy has been fulfilled: I am 35 today.
buy NOCK LOOSE or it was all for nothin’
buy NOCK LOOSE or it was all for nothin’
no one believed me that Perth’s vaguely apartheid themed South African restaurant w the shanty town seating section existed, but it did, and it only closed down in 2018.
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
no one believed me that Perth’s vaguely apartheid themed South African restaurant w the shanty town seating section existed, but it did, and it only closed down in 2018.
new episode of The Battler is up, and it’s real good
October 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
new episode of The Battler is up, and it’s real good
had fun at acmi game exhibition
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
had fun at acmi game exhibition
fuck my baka gaijin life
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
fuck my baka gaijin life
first time an Australian PM has sucked up to a known pedophile more powerful than Cardinal Pell???
September 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
first time an Australian PM has sucked up to a known pedophile more powerful than Cardinal Pell???
listen to our perfectly chill and normal podcast, The Battler
September 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
listen to our perfectly chill and normal podcast, The Battler
met a fan in Ballarat
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
met a fan in Ballarat
George Brandis is a great example of a conservative gay guy who remains closeted for so long he gives himself brain damage
September 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
George Brandis is a great example of a conservative gay guy who remains closeted for so long he gives himself brain damage
I am Israeli, and this is my art
September 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am Israeli, and this is my art
new episode of The Battler is up. Get it in ya etc
September 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
new episode of The Battler is up. Get it in ya etc
even the octogenarians are mad for
NOCK LOOSE!
NOCK LOOSE!
September 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
even the octogenarians are mad for
NOCK LOOSE!
NOCK LOOSE!
MELBOURNE. TONIGHT!!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
MELBOURNE. TONIGHT!!!
longest “suck shit bozo” ever
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
longest “suck shit bozo” ever