jbaileywrites
@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE.
Terrible cook.
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Terrible cook.
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
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Concepts of a phone
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Concepts of a phone
Cottage cheese is really having its moment.
Seems perfect in the Trump era.
The whitest of white foods, a diet plate only a 70s housewife on amphetamines, Tab, cigarettes & a lifetime of suppressed rage would choke down right before she shoves her fist down the garbage disposal & flips the switch
Seems perfect in the Trump era.
The whitest of white foods, a diet plate only a 70s housewife on amphetamines, Tab, cigarettes & a lifetime of suppressed rage would choke down right before she shoves her fist down the garbage disposal & flips the switch
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Cottage cheese is really having its moment.
Seems perfect in the Trump era.
The whitest of white foods, a diet plate only a 70s housewife on amphetamines, Tab, cigarettes & a lifetime of suppressed rage would choke down right before she shoves her fist down the garbage disposal & flips the switch
Seems perfect in the Trump era.
The whitest of white foods, a diet plate only a 70s housewife on amphetamines, Tab, cigarettes & a lifetime of suppressed rage would choke down right before she shoves her fist down the garbage disposal & flips the switch
Are we still doing this? Is this still a thing or are we spending that down payment on health insurance & food instead? Asking for end-stage capitalism billionaire grifters.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Are we still doing this? Is this still a thing or are we spending that down payment on health insurance & food instead? Asking for end-stage capitalism billionaire grifters.
I have two rescue dogs, both were living on the street & starving. One was born feral, the other dumped with a fishing rope embedded in her neck.
They need so much love, the comfort of gentle hands, pretty much constantly. They move between me and I my dude, getting pets all day. They hold hands ❤️🐾
They need so much love, the comfort of gentle hands, pretty much constantly. They move between me and I my dude, getting pets all day. They hold hands ❤️🐾
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I have two rescue dogs, both were living on the street & starving. One was born feral, the other dumped with a fishing rope embedded in her neck.
They need so much love, the comfort of gentle hands, pretty much constantly. They move between me and I my dude, getting pets all day. They hold hands ❤️🐾
They need so much love, the comfort of gentle hands, pretty much constantly. They move between me and I my dude, getting pets all day. They hold hands ❤️🐾
The most dangerous person a woman will meet in her lifetime is her husband.
The most dangerous place a woman will ever live is in her own home.
The most dangerous time in a woman’s life is when she attempts to leave her husband.
Stay smart. Don’t announce your plans. It can escalate quickly.
The most dangerous place a woman will ever live is in her own home.
The most dangerous time in a woman’s life is when she attempts to leave her husband.
Stay smart. Don’t announce your plans. It can escalate quickly.
Who killed Kristil Krug? Slain Colorado mom received menacing threats weeks before her murder.
Kristil Krug told police in Broomfield, Colorado, that she and her husband, Dan Krug, were receiving threatening texts and emails from an ex-boyfriend. Two months later she was dead, but her alleged s...
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November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The most dangerous person a woman will meet in her lifetime is her husband.
The most dangerous place a woman will ever live is in her own home.
The most dangerous time in a woman’s life is when she attempts to leave her husband.
Stay smart. Don’t announce your plans. It can escalate quickly.
The most dangerous place a woman will ever live is in her own home.
The most dangerous time in a woman’s life is when she attempts to leave her husband.
Stay smart. Don’t announce your plans. It can escalate quickly.
I did not know demons like hospital cafeteria food. Good to know.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I did not know demons like hospital cafeteria food. Good to know.
I have a cousin from Oklahoma so dumb he told me during the pandemic that masks don’t work on Covid because he can smell his own farts through them, now no one has to ask me anymore why I became a writer bc this is just the tip of the idiot iceberg where I come from and they’re all amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have a cousin from Oklahoma so dumb he told me during the pandemic that masks don’t work on Covid because he can smell his own farts through them, now no one has to ask me anymore why I became a writer bc this is just the tip of the idiot iceberg where I come from and they’re all amazing.
Narcissists never go quietly if they can help it.
When my aunt was dying, she took time out of the last few precious months of her life to write hate letters to everyone in the family listing all the ways we’d wronged her, all the grudges, and to tell us all what pieces of shit we were.
When my aunt was dying, she took time out of the last few precious months of her life to write hate letters to everyone in the family listing all the ways we’d wronged her, all the grudges, and to tell us all what pieces of shit we were.
Trump is dying. He knows it.
Vengeance is all he has left.
We’re all just collateral damage to that unhinged, kid raping psychopath.
Vengeance is all he has left.
We’re all just collateral damage to that unhinged, kid raping psychopath.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Narcissists never go quietly if they can help it.
When my aunt was dying, she took time out of the last few precious months of her life to write hate letters to everyone in the family listing all the ways we’d wronged her, all the grudges, and to tell us all what pieces of shit we were.
When my aunt was dying, she took time out of the last few precious months of her life to write hate letters to everyone in the family listing all the ways we’d wronged her, all the grudges, and to tell us all what pieces of shit we were.
☢️Marked safe from this flavor-free, Campbell’s soup drenched, casserole-land mine Whitey Thanksgiving.☢️
I thank God every day I’m black. WTF is a pineapple casserole??
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
☢️Marked safe from this flavor-free, Campbell’s soup drenched, casserole-land mine Whitey Thanksgiving.☢️
And not a flake of seasoning to be seen anywhere.
I thank God every day I’m black. WTF is a pineapple casserole??
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
And not a flake of seasoning to be seen anywhere.
I made deviled eggs with Greek yogurt instead of mayo then sprinkled diced bacon 🥓 on top because I’m diabolical, there are no rules & nothing matters anymore. 😈🦃🍁❤️
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I made deviled eggs with Greek yogurt instead of mayo then sprinkled diced bacon 🥓 on top because I’m diabolical, there are no rules & nothing matters anymore. 😈🦃🍁❤️
Thinking about my Southern Thanksgivings & can’t decide if I liked the MASSIVE tray of 13,000 deviled eggs more than the 247 different versions of Mac-n-Cheese table.
The older I get, the more I miss the kids’ table, tho. Just the 2 of us this year.
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side?
The older I get, the more I miss the kids’ table, tho. Just the 2 of us this year.
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side?
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thinking about my Southern Thanksgivings & can’t decide if I liked the MASSIVE tray of 13,000 deviled eggs more than the 247 different versions of Mac-n-Cheese table.
The older I get, the more I miss the kids’ table, tho. Just the 2 of us this year.
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side?
The older I get, the more I miss the kids’ table, tho. Just the 2 of us this year.
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side?
They don’t sell Campbell’s in my area of MX, except for crema de elote, so I haven’t cooked w it or eaten it in 4 years. We don’t miss it in this house. If I need a sauce for cooking, I make it from scratch. This isn’t the 1950s. We don’t have to live this way, people. No mas crema de champinoñes 🍄
Campbell’s soup is NOT 🎶 mmm mmm GOOD‼️
Switch to healthy, family owned #goodefoodsfam
Switch to healthy, family owned #goodefoodsfam
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They don’t sell Campbell’s in my area of MX, except for crema de elote, so I haven’t cooked w it or eaten it in 4 years. We don’t miss it in this house. If I need a sauce for cooking, I make it from scratch. This isn’t the 1950s. We don’t have to live this way, people. No mas crema de champinoñes 🍄
Spent the day at Uxmal yesterday. Our local guide was super cosmic. Known as the city of gratitude. Seemed fitting. You can climb most of the buildings except the main pyramid. (The lessor sites still allow this, btw, if it’s on your bucket list).
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Spent the day at Uxmal yesterday. Our local guide was super cosmic. Known as the city of gratitude. Seemed fitting. You can climb most of the buildings except the main pyramid. (The lessor sites still allow this, btw, if it’s on your bucket list).
Happy Thanksgiving to all the binge eaters out there. To the rest of you, Godspeed & don’t forget the Pepcid. 🍗🦃😊🍁
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
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November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the binge eaters out there. To the rest of you, Godspeed & don’t forget the Pepcid. 🍗🦃😊🍁
Grandma’s wisdom: If someone can’t explain it to you in one simple sentence, they’re either conning you, lying to you or an 8th grade algebra teacher.
I feel like the only person on the world who doesn’t really understand crypto.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Grandma’s wisdom: If someone can’t explain it to you in one simple sentence, they’re either conning you, lying to you or an 8th grade algebra teacher.
Running full-time interference for pedophile tyrants is no picnic, is it, honey?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Running full-time interference for pedophile tyrants is no picnic, is it, honey?
I wonder if they have a little buzzer attached to his nads to shock him awake when he nods off and can I borrow it?
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wonder if they have a little buzzer attached to his nads to shock him awake when he nods off and can I borrow it?
Well, the cosmos is awesome in every way so I completely understand why it would want to get to know itself better. Thanks for the pre-frontal cortex, cosmos. I’m paying you back in poetry & stories. Hope you like!
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Well, the cosmos is awesome in every way so I completely understand why it would want to get to know itself better. Thanks for the pre-frontal cortex, cosmos. I’m paying you back in poetry & stories. Hope you like!
Surprised this even made the news. I used to edit SEC quarterly earnings call-transcripts (which are public, btw) & I’ve heard CEOs say way worse about their customers, including how stupid they are & easily manipulated. Also heard some admit to crimes as they spoke to their shareholders.
Campbell Soup executive called its products food for "poor people," lawsuit claims
The complaint alleges that a Campbell executive made offensive remarks about company workers and mocked customers.
www.cbsnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Surprised this even made the news. I used to edit SEC quarterly earnings call-transcripts (which are public, btw) & I’ve heard CEOs say way worse about their customers, including how stupid they are & easily manipulated. Also heard some admit to crimes as they spoke to their shareholders.
On Reddit, I often get mistaken for being a dude. My handle is gender neutral so it must be my writing style. I’ve heard this before & thought it was strange, but I just found out one of my favorite pages isn’t run by a woman, but a man, so I 💯 defaulted to “feminine” due to his writing style. Weird
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
On Reddit, I often get mistaken for being a dude. My handle is gender neutral so it must be my writing style. I’ve heard this before & thought it was strange, but I just found out one of my favorite pages isn’t run by a woman, but a man, so I 💯 defaulted to “feminine” due to his writing style. Weird
Gum surgery this morning, Uxmal pyramids tomorrow.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gum surgery this morning, Uxmal pyramids tomorrow.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
Deregulation changed everything. As a kid, I used to fly Braniff, Eastern & other now-defunct airlines to visit my dad. Tix were insanely expensive. $400-$600 RT from OKC to Boston. That’s $1100-$1700 in 2025 USD. Prices peaked in the 80s then slowly went down in the 90s, as did service.
When, in the history of commercial air travel, have airlines NOT looked for ways to cut costs and maximize profits? Isn’t that what ALL businesses do?
I don’t mean to apologize for the air industry, which I hate. But historically, in more years than not, that industry barely squeaks out a profit.
I don’t mean to apologize for the air industry, which I hate. But historically, in more years than not, that industry barely squeaks out a profit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Deregulation changed everything. As a kid, I used to fly Braniff, Eastern & other now-defunct airlines to visit my dad. Tix were insanely expensive. $400-$600 RT from OKC to Boston. That’s $1100-$1700 in 2025 USD. Prices peaked in the 80s then slowly went down in the 90s, as did service.
They’re reversed because it’s a selfie, a mirror image.
What a dipshit.
What a dipshit.
The Lord High Admiral is displeased and embarrassing himself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They’re reversed because it’s a selfie, a mirror image.
What a dipshit.
What a dipshit.
Trump brazenly colludes to help authoritarian Bolsonaro escape justice in Brazil, breaking Brazilian law, US law & International law. Too stupid to pull it off, even with US help. When is enough going to be enough, folks?
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trump brazenly colludes to help authoritarian Bolsonaro escape justice in Brazil, breaking Brazilian law, US law & International law. Too stupid to pull it off, even with US help. When is enough going to be enough, folks?
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.